Fizz!

I did actually confess my beliefs and lose a friend over it one time which does not help at all

“What if the thing I believe is bad?” Is a more tolerable form of ocd because I can at least work it out in my own head. “What if the thing I believe is a dealbreaker for my friends,” however,

Blue pink white trans flag spray-painted, with a pirate skull symbol painted in black with the word YARRRR! underneath.

When you're walking along an old railroad right of way sometimes you discover trans pirates have been there already.

No breakfast food in the house how am I supposed to get my day started :(

That was a bust anyway time to reread my nice fic comments

I have to shop for a dress for a wedding I’m going to next weekend but I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaa 😩😩😩😩😩

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

also loving the Disk Horse about clex being 'toxic'. Toxic? /Toxic/? This is baby entry level toxicity. It's not like they're sworn brothers and one kills the other and keeps a disembodied head in the closet cause he got lonely after marrying his sister. Y'all wouldn't last a day in the danmei mines

When my sister was about 11 she was SO EXCITED to go to the Dead Sea Scrolls exhibit. My parents were confused but said, OK ancient Qumran why not

But when we got there, she just got angrier and angrier and my parents were confused and asked WHAT and she said

THERE ARE NO DITZY SQUIRRELS ANYWHERE

My boss’s kid asked if they were allowed to make silly pictures and I said hell yeah and I think miss rabbit got sucked into another dimension

I did a collage event today with old magazines and some of our books that were falling apart, including one (1) peppa pig book, and almost every child there made some form of peppa pig transformative work

Walking past the grocery store and it occurred to me that I could just make ice cream cookie sandwiches and wrap them up and put them in my freezer

If you keep chocolate by your bed, when you wake up in the middle of the night you can have chocolate. Follow me for advice on how to live your best life and eat more chocolate

Wei Wuxian

You want to have sex?? You mean the thing the two trucks do??

I am VERY excited to be able to share my TTYTT fic, I had a lot of angst about writing it but it came together beautifully at the eleventh hour

My mom’s Italian so I grew up eating a lot of pasta salad, I don’t like olives or capers in mine (though a lot of people do), but sun-dried tomatoes fuck hard

They better make comics about this K-pop movie stat, that would get so many kids reading

Ooooh what about smoked mozzarella

imagine being 17 and tweeting something kind of vague and edgy, like teenagers do, and then some incredibly famous 30 year old billionaire gets SO MAD AT YOU for the tweet he obsessively tears apart your entire life. this happened to my good friend Xie Lian 😔

i love seeing masked selfies at events!!! it's the best!!!!! i love ur faces but i also love u & i love to see u taking care of urself & ur community!!!!!!!! masking whenever it is possible & reasonable is one of the coolest things u can do & i personally think it's cool when people are cool. yippee

Okay so The War That Saved My Life by Kimberly Brubaker Bradley, I have never seen a children’s book be so honest about all the horrible stupid complicated things you end up feeling when you’re grieving.

This is probably a US thing but eating biscoff cookies when I’m not on an airplane feels bizarre. That’s an airplane cookie!

Mmmmm high femme domtop Lan Wangji I see you I love you

Food truck that says “Steven’s truck” in unfortunate cursive

Steven’s Fuck

Oh my GOD
That entire fic is so hot but I forgot about that line

Her mom thought it was hilarious dw

I’m glad your mom is safe. I would talk to WhatsApp customer service and see if they can do anything, because this is really their fault.

Spanish speaking toddler today pronounced octopus as “otoputa”, which got shortened to “puta” so she was pointing at all the pictures in my octopus book going “puta puta puta!”

Me, finalizing my August calendar: surely I haven’t given myself enough to do!
Me, peeking ahead at my PACKED September calendar: ah