toe knee 🇰🇼🇺🇦

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

That Matthew McConaughey Salesforce advert series is absolutely gross and I loathe them and I've complained about them before but OH MY GOD they're so STUPID hey require you to be so STUPID

these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach

I.A.T.S.E. Local B-192 would like to congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series Win. We are sure this Win will be prosperous for the Dodgers organization. You can pay the Dodger Stadium Tour Guides a living wage.

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview.

This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association.

I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Don't use what's happening to Indigenous people in Alaska to get "orange man bad" points in social media and actually do something.

In all my years I've never seen a majority of these people care when the land is destroyed or they threaten to bring harmful mining and pipeline under Dem presidents

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

My sincere hope for the Mariners is that every move they make from now to Opening Day is marked by new ambition. You just got your teeth kicked in, but you were a bad pitching change away from your first World Series, and in a year when much of your rotation was banged up. Go get better.

its so cool how you still see liberals saying "why are people trying to divide this country? there's no us vs them!"

yeah there is and the more you pretend it's not the worse its gonna get. they think you eat children.

why not
isn’t this something they are proud of

what did she mean by this

edited screenshots from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson appears distressed as he looks out of a car from the driver seat. there are 4 crude cow tools resting on the windowsill. he says, "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared."

people opening the funny papers in October 1982:

First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.

it’s always white people

You know what, good for Springer for ruining the game for Seattle after their pitchers bullied him like that.

During tonight’s SEA/TOR game, an ad played using a speech by Ronald Reagan about how horrible and damaging high tariffs are to a country.

Isn’t that so fucking interesting.

tweet from the department of homeland security x account showing a bottle of coke on top of a red ford bronco with the caption: "we can return" and a link to join USCIS

Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.

It’s long past time for Speaker Johnson to do his job and swear in Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva. She won on September 23rd that’s 26 days ago.

Congrats to the Blue Jays, going to be rooting hard for them. Hit ‘em with the Yankee Special, boys.

But the Mariners could have taken it. You could see it. They were so close.

Donald Trump has destroyed the East Wing of the White House the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Next time the umpire should fuck around and make horseshit calls in favor of the Mariners as a funny little joke

Thank you, Better Offline’s Ed Zitron

...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.

Always keep your cameras rolling. Federal officials are scheduled to appear in court today, where they’ll face questions over whether the government breached a prior order by deploying tear gas during immigration enforcement operations in the Chicago area.