gretchen mothman

Fellas, is it sigma to eat crumbs off the floor?

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

the cover of How I'm Feeling Now is NSFW because i wouldn't want my coworker to walk up behind me and see a woman in her underwear on my screen

nsfw means Not Safe For Work and some of the images people on here think are SFW indicate to me that they either have a very loose workplace or they have never had a job

The only way to really understand JK Rowling isn't through transphobia or internet harassment but through the lens of those forums for "estranged parents"

wells fargo decided to start charging me $12/month for not having enough money in my savings account so i called them and closed my account lmao

The City & The City by China Mieville explores this idea except the citizens of each city are also forbidden to look at anything in the other city, despite them existing on top of each other

There are Lowtaxes everywhere for those with the eyes to see

it used to be shameful to admit you met your partner on a dating website, so it’s incredible that people will admit that they think a chat app is their boyfriend

when i heard the new robot slurs these people are saying, i was shocked

“ironic” racism is indistinguishable from actual racism to racists who think they’re in on the joke

here’s my take on the discourse: hating AI is good but making tiktoks where you cosplay a 1950s racist who won’t let a robot drink out of the same water fountain as you is questionable

costco has black high waist leggings that come in a 2 pack and i’ve had mine for 5 years without the elastic failing

That ol' rascal Winnie the Pooh got into the City Pop again.

crazy to think a userbase of 38 year old goons and trans puppygirl shitposters is gonna blink first

millennials get over middle school challenge

she’s living her best 35 year old life, just like everyone on this website

i actually really like the production on the new taylor swift album but man the lyrics are some millennial cringe

screenshot of the song Long Island City Here I Come by Geese on apple music. the cover art is someone playing a trumpet while pointing a gun at you

as soon as i finish listening to Getting Killed

ok i’m intrigued enough that i’m actually going to listen to the new taylor swift

REUTERS: Actress Tilly Norwood has reportedly joined ISIL

harassing the mods into a meltdown is a time honored tradition of online

how tf do you have 100 tabs in a romantasy novel with a straightforward plot

i know this is my hipster piece of shit instincts kicking in but there are so many good books and songs out there to do literary analysis on but people choose to do it on total slop where i don't feel like there's anything to truly analyze

i don't get mad and turn into a corncob when someone tells me that an artist i like sucks because i'll just be like, yeah but i love them anyway, and then they have nothing to say to that

it's actually way better when some loser calls something i like slop and i agree with them

i was such a big fan of hers when she was writing songs with the national and bon iver

i love a lot of popular slop but i hate the culture that made people have to pretend like popular slop is some sort of masterpiece of art

Also, thanks to my disabled friends for very patiently explaining to me that it's only OK to be smart-ass in alt text if it is also doing the work of actually *describing the image.*

i’m not lactose intolerant but i’ve been trying to reduce my dairy consumption because i have high cholesterol