The Pumpkin Dipshit

I mean obviously fuck max landis and paramount and the ellisons but I really don't see a reason to specifically get upset about the damage they all might do to the legacy of GI Joe, of all things

(and I mean that with love, it was hands down my favorite cartoon when I was 10)

Gombo

Bellowing OH FOR SURE MAN and swallowing a bird like the big Duke statue on The Critic

Getting mad at USA Today is the funniest fucking thing it’s like getting mad at applesauce

If the Democratic base picks someone as utterly unable to meet the moment and guaranteed to disappoint as the top names on that list, I'm afraid it's just none of my business

Family says "oh yeah he was definitely trying to do the thing they said he was doing. Our guy was a clear and present danger to that coast guard boat."

Come on, man. No.

These Landis blogs are maybe the strongest example of that I've ever seen but it's the same vibe I get off of Bezos on the rare occasion that he writes or speaks, and off of the late Dilbert Guy.

They explained it. The explanation was perfect. If you weren't convinced, why are you so fucking wrong?

There's this quality that rich narcissists have where they believe that if they just explain it to you, you'll come around to their side completely. And because they're narcissists, if they explain it and you don't come around, that's your fault. That's a nasty thing *you* did to *them.*

Ellison Paramount greenlighting a sex pest to revive the troopfucking "buy all our playsets and toys" brand. You'd call it "too on-the-nose" if it was fiction.

I get it tho,

I get it

The headline on the link preview just says most expensive aircraft

Honestly how very dare they

Ok this is neither here nor there and fuck the quarter billion drone regardless but like

"Most expensive aircraft" and "most expensive unmanned aircraft" are very different things, the goddamn B2 costs $2B apiece, which is nearly ten times more, the absolute state of journalism these of days, etc

That isn't even a contradiction to them, anybody poor enough to be struggling isn't real people to them

I regret to I form u that winds and waves Pikachus are on the little saint James flight logs

What a fucking inspired choice to give us Epstein Flight Logs Pikachu this year of all years

Yes the fire one is adorable. Yes the blue one is a lizard again. Doesn't matter it's fuckin BROWT O'CLOCK

CANT WAIT FOR ITS THIRD EVOLUTION TO JOIN THE STARTER BIRDMAN D&D ADVENTURING PARTY WITH RANGER DECIDUEYE AND MONK BLAZIKEN AND PALADIN EMPOLEON AND FIGHTER OTHER REGIONAL DECIDUEYE

My hot take of the day is that naming the featureless yellow bird "BROWT" wraps it all the way around to so-bad-it's-perfect.

IT'S BROWTIN TIME, we browtmaxxing, get ready to get browtmogged, etc

Hey guys what happens on the Free Speech Absolutis platform if you use the letters C-I-S in that order

Like if you're still mad about that you're spiritually old and bald and flaunting how bad your understanding of politics is

The very youngest person who could vote in 2000 is turning 44 this year, the Supreme Court stole that one, it was a completely different era with a different Overton window, and it can only really serve to remind that the clinton-carville NAFTA Dems have literally only ever won when Perot ran too

Jar jar binks skeleton

Funny that popularists and data center dems and abundance dems are the same people. I wonder what we should infer about the last 5 years of their influence

I muted him and decided he was none of my business way back the first time we had a big ugly blow-up about him, but

This is so far beyond "how dare you suggest he should give up his huge platform just because it's in a transphobic reactionary rag"

He's just carrying water for the reactionaries

Piccolo

Hell yeah

I have very fond memories of it but every time I try to rewatch it I'm just waiting patiently for a boring gunfight to end so I can see a part that I like

Every episode of that tv show was 12 minutes of delightful character work and 30 of unnecessarily long firefights

Wake up, walk for 3 hours, do an 18 hour beer taco movie marathon, you've still got a 3 hour buffer if you slow down.

This doesn't even seem hard unless there's an average speed requirement or a specific, grueling 10 miles involved

I've been playing The Old Republic with my kid, it's shameful weakness to dip back in to a nearly failed MMO like this but we're having fun