The Pumpkin Dipshit

The changes make it worse too.

it's cute that "gaming laptops" pretend to have a battery, Who are you trying to fool?

"all this 'respecting people' and 'believing victims' and 'wanting to punish people just for partying at little saint james' is super culturally weird," he goes on to say

Weird guy who looks like a big lizard and has a big lizard tongue and talks like a snake where he says things like yessssss precioussssss gemssssss: the big mistake the Democratic Party has made is not being culturally normal

dog they almost killed that guy like, several times. you filed amicus briefs for the bad guys in janus

Kicking the can down the road for four years didn't work, and they're all out of ideas

I have no idea why it flopped. The general public in 1991 has a lot of explaining to do

Hell yeah and maybe a weird swimming pool

Inspired by the time tim tebow went on a mission trip to the forest moon of Endor

I watched Shanks play the character for so much longer on the show that I just flat out forget it was Spader in the movie

The reason they like the chatbot is because it gives them exactly as much interaction as they ask for, and only when they ask for it. As far as they're concerned, that's the perfect way for other people to be.

Getting rich in 60s-80s LA and then murdering someone just so I get to meet Lt. Columbo and find out which of his relatives told him something incredibly niche yet applicable to my crime about one of my esoteric skills or hobbies

A funny thing about the lesser members of the pedo conspiracy at the heart of the fascist junta is how the main guy is showing them all that just denying accountability at every turn and brazening it out wherever possible *just works*, but most of them still chicken out when things get uncomfortable

Trying to triangulate and landing on "language was a mistake, return to inarticulate grunting"

Microsoft is currently tripling down so hard on its own bad AI that its own flagship operating system keeps having disastrous bugs because the people supporting it are required to vibe code. Anybody taking that company's word for anything right now is either disingenuous or oblivious.

Getting up on my soapbox to say that buildings shouldn't have murders in them, and even if they do it shouldn't be the only thing.

He's eaton buss, man

No no I think we should go the grain direction. Just gotta reclassify the banana shrub as a grass, and then develop pop banana

(And then develop a microwave strong enough to not turn into kitchen-flensing shrapnel when you pop a popbanana in it. Good lord, we've lost so many interns...)

In this zoo we all holler at the animals, or something

Maybe this is just dipshit privilege but this place feels like a pretty similar mix of shitposters hanging out vs scolds scolding vs brainworm havers hollering as twitter in 2020 to me.
I've also had to do a lot of curating to make it feel that way I guess

Some people develop a very specific Bad Social Media Brain where they feel entitled to the specific volume and character of reactions and impressions they're used to and feel personally slighted when they don't get them here

"Would Odo have been a good Catholic?" the most controversial homily in the history of the church, locked by the moderators after 12,239 pages of heated debate...

"Oh? You don't think AI is art?? We found a guy who's as up his own ass about it as any annoying modern artist character on a sitcom would be! How about them apples??"

In the beginning, the Items were spaced by 24 weeks. Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. The last one in Ohio was a week. In four days, we could be seeing an Item every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. Mayor, we should witness a double event within seven days.

This view - that *other people* are a burden on *your resources,* when you don't work those resources and don't even own them, you're just rich enough that you could own them if you wanted to and powerful enough to feel entitled to them - is a threat to peace and should be dealt with harshly

Was it 2, 3, or one of the shows where robocop gets an orphan girl sidekick

microsoft was mid copilotgooning when they got installmogged by a linuxmaxxing protonchad

He done goofed

I listen to the song "everybody was kung fu fighting" and I think, those lucky bastards, they picked the one that isn't as addictive as heroin

I support his decision to look like an old west serial killer and literally nothing else about him