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it can't be stressed enough that the original video was literally just 'yea I mean the problem is it's still Starfield so it's gonna be limited there but this is kinda a neat skin sure' and this dev has been having a weeks long bigoted meltdown

hi, woman here, not voting for a candidate because one of their team was a bit uncouth about closing a door behind them is really fucking stupid and embarrassing

I'm glad all countries have the same average voter

do you call guys like Thomas the n-word then

i know trans women less clocky than this constantly having to be talked off the ledge over it. come on boo, believe in yourself, you are hot enough to trick grandpa dum dum into putting you in charge of a graft project. get that bag, babe

Having some particularly bad cramps this evening so I made it Lucifer's problem 😭 this may or may not be based on an interaction between me and my partner asdfasdf

#HazbinHotel #RadioApple #appleradio

Tabloid headlined “i voted leave…but now ive got 10,000 sex arses suck at Calais!” With a picture of a sex arse, backed up trucks, and the sweatiest looking bearded man ive ever seen

Every election determined by various versions of this guy forever:

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: 00000oh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

I think about this every day

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

Getting a blowjob for the first time and it feels so good I start looking around and saying, "By the Devil, what's going on?"

bluesky mods like:

obvious joke about a transphobe dying ❌
rape culture perpetuator having a meltdown about a resistlib hashtag and gleefully threatening to endanger a trans woman's life by contacting her rapist ✅

'hey man is anyone, like, paying you to behave like this? It feels like this level of harassment of victims only happens when someone is being paid to do so'

'...sorry can't hear you bro my hearing magically failed'

well that settles it

Another ten trillion points to God’s Favorite Daughter (derogatory)

same thing for gender surgeries for youth tbh. it's rare, but life saving when it's needed for transmascs who are suffering health issues from binder usage

this is Mr. Froggo and he's not hungry right now. please come back later with something more delicious.

look he did a thing that means the person writing him loves that thing and 100% endorses it, that's why I call for the instant arrest of anyone who writes a crime thriller

i think one of the best benefits of AOC winning the presidential primary and then becoming president would be the younger generations can feel the same regrets us old fucks feel about voting for obama twice

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

Robin stands with a chalkboard behind him, pointing with a piece of chalk what he’s written on the board. He’s written the name Wendy, and he has drawn a rectangle around a word within the name. As he looks forward, he says to anyone off panel, “See? WENDY is an unusual name because the END comes in the MIDDLE!“

well that's some evil shit, cool

it's cool that bluesky bans you for saying the world would be better if someone bad died but freaks like this can actively try to get a trans woman murdered because she stood up for herself

"i will contact your rapist if you don't stop using my hashtag" and other things said by well-adjusted adults

Oh yea it is a skill issue 100% but yea if you claim to be above said skill issue then you simply are not in this story!