Edward 8647

Is it a boy, or a girl?

Chop chop, and may everything go great 💜

...such as...

That is not even a lie; it's bullshit, proffered to simply get what they want, an ignorant, acquiescent constituency...and tax cuts, for themselves.

I must've been living under a rock. This, I just learned... and my boyfriend is Jewish.

Oops, happy coming out day! Oct 11

Maybe RFK is an alien and he's been sent to Earth to steer us clear of feckless sanity. Maybe that wrinkly pustule on his shoulders is actually a rubber mask.

I *knew* it. That's why I'm fucked up. Oh wait no, it's because I woke to this administration - scarred for life.

Woof! What a looker.

Brian Allen on X: "🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message. https://t.co/ywGysFqX6s" / X 🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message. https://t.co/ywGysFqX6s

Posthumous message from Jane Goodall. Beautiful.

twitter.com/i/status/197...

... and tortured pets

Hey, gotta breathe anyway, might as well say something inflammatory and callous. I am after all 'Speaker'.

Waugh, ah nevah - Foghorn Leghorn

Wait, I almost have it. Ah, @#$&! goldfish memory. Wait! No, I got it...uhm pandemic...uh January 6! The January 6, 2021 insurrection, fomented by then and once again President Trump. Whew.

Gosh that's so difficult to remember. Yeah, gallows, dead bodies. Yeah, I remember.

Good job, Sir.

Brilliant

Maybe they could shit in the street, they're doing that already, anyway.

The Third Amendment states that no soldier shall be quartered in any house without the owner's consent in peacetime, nor in a manner prescribed by law during wartime. Y'know, since she's regarding this as a warzone.

There's gotta be some way we can flout the Constitution to make this happen...or maybe we could just rename the days of the week e.g. Sunday, Hookerday, Tuesday, etc

A: because they are *working* for a KGB agent

May he bless them personally.

I left Facebook and erased all my meta profiles on January 20 at noon and shortly thereafter found Bluesky and a community of sanity and kindness. I thank you, too for being here and part of the kindness and sanity in this time of crazy.

Florida man...

"Hey Donald, let's go to the Hague!"

#FDT

Our business buys and sells across international borders which is now an expensive cluster fuck. Groceries more expensive. Building materials more expensive.

I hope that asshole goes to heaven

Tonight

Pro tip: everything goes in the square hole, that's right, the square hole.

Guardsman can be subject to court-martial for refusing deployment.

Gospel truth tends to age well. After the 2020 election I quipped that someone would have to physically remove him from the Whitehouse...and then he fomented an insurrection.

I'm trying to wrangle 'Trump' and 'apolitical' into the same sentence. I may need help.

Yes, but now with a deep-reach into crass idiocy.

RedruM

I remember as a boy this snippet of memory: my mother "Hitler had a tiny penis". I have no idea the context, just this indelible burn into my mind. I will never forget.

I'm reminded of this memory as I chuckle at this cover - this tiny hand wielding little more than buttons, but of destruction.

YouTube video by KATU News 'We do not need help': Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek on Trump's Portland announcement to send troops

youtu.be/aa_CImbyLW4?...

We'll, of course, they're anti-fascist. What could be more anti-trump.