Edward 8647

Yeah, I wish that was hyperbole - true.

The nerve-ana

They make great Frisbees, especially at a landfill.

Heavy bamboo is pretty good.

Amen, Brother.

It was probably that vacation to St Stephen when I was twelve that made me gay. I knew that milk was fucking me up.

Last line: ouch.

Now they will 'investigated' for not waving pom poms as the lying liar spoke. That poor soul most certainly lost her job over this 'seditious' act of throwing up in her mouth a little.

I suppose our best hope is to put her in a car and have her spout that at an ICE agent - Congress won't do anything. And, by that I mean most Republicans in Congress.

Don't you *ever* accuse me of a crime!!! *huff* (which he does, again, in the next breath)

Yes, as the leader of the Department of Justice, you should be talking about financial markets. Yeah, that's your job...and protecting our criminal in chief.

Your ride will end.

Right. While we're speaking of indecent: Epstein Files.

Those.

You're bullshit has worn thin and you look stupid, even to the stupid.

Are we talkin clear the room defies deodorant, or gay men crumble to their knees defies deodorant? Asking for a piggy friend.

Undisputed? Really? Are you perhaps missing someone?

...and how do you say that these policies are doing great things and then in the next breath, exclaim that they just need a little more time to work - not working right now? Or does it depend on which side of your mouth you are talking?

Ooo, oh, wait. I know. Let's investigate the Epstein files.

How about it Bezos? Amazon prime ever shot a mom in the head/a nurse in the back, ten times? Or do you just give it the capitalist nod?

They're gonna need a president, and I think I know the guy.

It's time for bed, old man.

I think I just slipped in some J-lube

I failed to mention: I also deleted all my Meta profiles on January 20, at noon. I miss my Facebook friends but I don't miss Facebook, and this was my protest against the inauguration.

I cancelled my Washington Post subscription as well as Netflix. I'm unhooking from Amazon where I can buy from independent retailers. I have also started ordering $3.99 stuff from Amazon Prime, because I'm spiteful - not real proud of that.

Wow, that's right up there with "hey, your shoe's untied."

I need something like that to wear to the gym. I'm like, so butch, nobody knows 😒

That's been floated. We're thinking of making it a thing.

Hey, wait. Where do I get these things? 🤨

Guffaw

When I hear stories like yours, I realize what a privileged little brat I was to lament that my parents argued and I got spanked. I can only imagine what lifelong damage that caused.

Live Strong

"Boy, that Joe Biden..."

I hope Trump shits his pants, in public, again.

Bessent is an asshole. But that, these days, is like saying water is wet.

But we do, and we are more connected and they are less relevant, by the day.