Gavyn Lumier

Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka yells as she steps back into the scale that measures good and bad golden goose eggs. She’s a bad egg.

“The Dow is over 50,000 dollars right now!”

"i'M nOt gOiNg tO wAtCh tHe hAlFtImE sHoW!"

Fine.

Go fuck yourself while you don't watch it you close-minded rube.

I almost forgot!

One more cool thing about my grandma: her TV set that she'd had for eons in her house was donated to the Field of Dreams in Dyersville, IA when she moved into assisted living years ago.

Her TV, VCR, and stand are permanent fixtures inside the FoD house to this day.

How many fish heads?

You're Canadian. Of course it covers both. 😋

Oh FFS... it's a retention pond.

I loathe this administration and its policies as much as the next guy... but sometimes I swear liberals focus too much on one less significant tree instead of the whole goddamn forest.

I got new glasses for the first time in six years today.

Can someone tell me why in the hell vision insurance covers frames but does NOT cover the lenses that go in those frames?

Bonus info!

I found out this last week that during the last several months of her life, my grandma was lucky enough to be great-great-grandma to my (much older) cousin's grandson.

I again chalk that up to the COVID vaccine helping her survive the virus.

Results are real, and I again thank you. 🫡

Remember: you can refuse illegal orders.

I wish /EVERY/ marginalized person who ever thought maybe there's a place for you with this administration would read up on this guy's history.

Gay Nazi. When he was no longer useful, he got the knife.

History doesn't repeat but it Rhymes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R...

I love the fact that it's doing so much better than Melania's pathetic attempt at a cash grab.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

They all look bewildered why the gun they were holding suddenly vanished.

Youtube Let's Player's indie horror film with a budget of $3M and no marketing or distributor to domestically out gross $25M Amazon-backed Documentary about the US First Lady with a $50M marketing budget 6-1 in opening weekend.

She really was, and I'm glad we got the additional time with her.

Thank you for all that you do.

It's just the federal charges. He will still get the same ones by the state.

@sailorrooscout.bsky.social

I don't share this to bring down the mood, but my grandma passed away today at the age of 104.

With the COVID vaccine, she survived catching the virus had no losses of function afterwards.

Thank you for helping give us five more wonderful, fulfilling years with her. ❤️‍🩹

Moira rose from schitt’s creek saying “never let the bsdtardd get you down” im so sad

2025 illustration of catherine o'hara as delia deetz in beetlejuice during the "day-o" dinner scene

🥀

Have you tried Murdle?

murdle.com

I hope it flops spectacularly.

we as a society need to remember that celebrities doing dumb shit in january means they're in a super bowl commercial

@ilhanmn.bsky.social isn't some wilting flower like the right would have us believe.

She was ready to throw hands!

Wait... that was an option!?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL US?!

Goddamn that uniform is ridiculous.

Says the guy who knowingly sent an armed mob to the Capitol to ‘protest’.

Have them on the broadcast! Let them say it with their full chest and put their name and face on it.

There should just be a meme series of people clearing their driveways of snow and going "fuck ICE."