How on earth could they have scripted that entire thing?
15.02.2026 19:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@luimnea.bsky.social
Mid-Atlantic (Ireland, PNW US)
How on earth could they have scripted that entire thing?
15.02.2026 19:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This never fails to make me smile. I blumming love James Bachman. youtu.be/a4FxhUA0SKM?...
15.02.2026 19:04 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Me: Ooh, I'm so deep and complicated. My pain is unknowable.
Also me, the first time there's two hours of consecutive sunshine in Spring:
You see, AI will take care of all the routine tasks and allow us more free time to spend on the things that matter most, such as ulcer farming and being unspeakably miserable
15.02.2026 19:08 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I started watching โUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidtโ and our heroineโs boss sends her spoiled dog to get a massage at โYappy Endingsโ ๐คฃ
15.02.2026 09:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
15.02.2026 01:10 โ ๐ 13032 ๐ 4321 ๐ฌ 263 ๐ 111Absolute scum
14.02.2026 23:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That is absolutely insane!
14.02.2026 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seconded. Itโs like a warm bath.
14.02.2026 23:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If sheโs printing out the search histories of members of congress, one of them should search for things like โBondi, Pamelaโ or โPam Bondiโs momโ and see if she thinks itโs clever
14.02.2026 23:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There is a political family in Ireland that have Trump-like tendencies, but the patriarch years ago described his demographic as โpeople that eat dinner in the middle of the dayโ.
14.02.2026 22:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fan of the Match! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #lfc
14.02.2026 20:49 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 5That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
14.02.2026 20:01 โ ๐ 2993 ๐ 382 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 3Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and Iโm a pretty good swimmer. 2:53 PM ยท Feb 13, 2026 ยท 1.5M Views
INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (ไธ่ชๆฎบ่ฒๆ), a sign of extreme distress.
13.02.2026 23:17 โ ๐ 4402 ๐ 1302 ๐ฌ 63 ๐ 161@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
@jane.meangirls.online ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
13.02.2026 22:28 โ ๐ 40818 ๐ 7304 ๐ฌ 1350 ๐ 2436Watching Ninjago for the first time and it *looks* fantastic.
13.02.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social
13.02.2026 19:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yet this photograph screams โLifelong bachelor friends celebrate 40 years as roommatesโ
13.02.2026 09:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Armando Ianucci stares in disbelief.
13.02.2026 03:35 โ ๐ 166 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
13.02.2026 00:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wasnโt it phoebe in friends that cycled through all the mugs so she didnโt hurt the feelings of any of them?
13.02.2026 00:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Welcome to Choosing a Mug
12.02.2026 11:25 โ ๐ 291 ๐ 80 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 32I, for one, choose my leader based on the endorsement of the spouse of a grifter what got his head blowed off.
13.02.2026 00:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?
13.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 15472 ๐ 5207 ๐ฌ 668 ๐ 194Heโll send them checks for $200 of
Taxpayer money with his name on them before the mid-terms and theyโll vote for him again.
I miss that terribly from the UKโฆ the worse the weather the nicer those chips tasted
12.02.2026 18:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The UK doesnโt โofferโ asylum. It warehouses and abuses people in a dysfunctional asylum system for years and tries to throw them all out.
12.02.2026 17:21 โ ๐ 46 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Cafe signage offering "coffee, breakfast and branch [sp]"
This new cafe is going out on a limb with their menu offering
12.02.2026 15:49 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Here in Seattle they straight up banned gas. Itโs justโฆ gone.
12.02.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0