Joe Fan Jon

May New York City lead this country back into the light.

I thought I got raptured, but it turned out to be a reaction to last night's Taco Bell.

I guess I'll have to pay the power bill now.

I wonder what company the Karen from the Phillies-Marlins game last night is CEO of...

The most unrealistic thing in the new Superman -- a movie about a guy who can fly -- is that the billionaire villain goes to jail in the end. Oh Hollywood, you and your silly make believes....

Nintendo has lost its god damned mind. The "Virtual Game Card" system is the stupidest thing to ever happen to home gaming. They should be ashamed of themselves.

This is what happens when you elect someone with the IQ of a bowling pin.

The goal must be to tank the stock market and drain social security so no one can ever retire.

Happy New Year, friends.

Thank you @mikemcmahan.bsky.social for a wonderful five seasons and 50 episodes of the very best of Star Trek. You seemed to honor the past by telling provocative and often hilarious original stories. It was masterfully done and I applaud you and your team. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Remember Remember the 4th of December...

How shitty of a person were you in life (and the career you chose) that people are actively celebrating your death!? Maybe other CEOs should pay attention.

Booster Gold, in a "ghost of future's past"-type story.

Happy Thanksgiving! Today's the day you can have that extra slice of pie, and not feel guilty. The guilt will come tomorrow, along with the epic bowel movements and equally epic plunging of the toilets.

I absolutely hate Gus Johnson. He is -- by a mile -- the worst announcer in sports history. Every word out of his mouth is the worst word ever spoken by a human being, and he never stops talking. It's just hours of nothing, often shouted for no reason.

'Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6' Review: As The World Burns Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 takes players to the world of off-the-record espionage using real-world events to craft a solid campaign and fast and fun multiplayer.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is a fun and fast entry in this long-running series, and the smooth gameplay and tight campaign makes it one of the best entries in years. Here's my full review.
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You know what? I don't care anymore. This entire country and everyone living in it -- and I mean EVERYONE -- deserves what we are about to get. I hope it all burns to the ground.

Note to self: Don't get your flu shot on the same day Call of Duty comes out. It's really hard to play a first person shooter when you are battling waves of nausea. Oooof.

Today is Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom Day! What you do with this information is up to you.

Is there any chance this show could come back under new Paramount management, 'cause I need to see this episode? NEED, not want.

There is no better phrase in all of sports than Stanley Cup Final Game 7. Well, I lied. There's one: Stanley Cup Final Game 7 Overtime.

Does anyone know if ESPN will bother washing the taste of the Knicks out of their mouths before they get on their knees for the Celtics?

ESPN/ABC should be embarrassed by their coverage of the Knicks-Pacers Game 7 yesterday. But then again, It's ESPN and they already make sports unwatchable. I guess it was just a normal Sunday for them.

Happy Stellar Blade Day Eve!

It's a thing.

Be mighty. Be Humble. Be mighty humble.

People are losing their minds getting excited about the eclipse, but as a nightshift worker, I'm just looking forward to sleeping in the dark for a few minutes in the afternoon.

Thanks to their ridiculous social media beef, I'm reminded that both Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin are still alive, and that Sliver is a terrible movie.

I jerked off into a ziplock bag and froze it, and now I'm claiming the bags as dependents on my taxes. Just playing the game with the rules presented to me.

I've been sounding the alarm on the crappiness of Fanatics' sports-related clothing for years, and now MLB is seeing (like REALLY seeing) it first hand. Who's ready for nude baseball? Garbage company makes garbage products.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think the idea of dressing up as a giant bat to fight crime is a silly idea.

I guess this is growing up.

All these people fighting over a Stanley cup, outta strap on some skates and hit the ice and do it the right way -- 82 games, a playoffs and then a finals. As it should be.