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@eisbaer.bsky.social

Project manager, writer, gamer, GM, tech head, and water aficionado. I don't feed trolls. LemonToast.com

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A box with the words "Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus"

A box with the words "Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus"

A box with a shaped foam insert holding a metal whistle on a lanyard. The whistle had the Wolfenstein logo on it.

A box with a shaped foam insert holding a metal whistle on a lanyard. The whistle had the Wolfenstein logo on it.

I found my ICE warning whistle. This is surprisingly appropriate.

14.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're breaking up families, your deporting people who are coming in the right way, people trying to go to their immigration hearings. You're monsters, plain and simple, and that's why so much of the population and leadership if fighting your bullshit.

10.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's very simple, and mind boggling that you still can't figure this out: If you were doing targeted immigration enforcement, no one would care. You'd be doing your job. But your not.

10.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Procuring a minor prostitute? This is what you're wasting time on. This should be legalized anyway. Worst case, you're abusing a poor woman who may have been trafficked here, focus on that.

27.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You so full of lies and garbage. They want you to stop illegally infringing on people's rights. They want you to stop killing innocent people. They want you to stop breaking up families. If all you did was real, targeted, judicial actions no one would protest. You're hateful and will be dismantled.

27.01.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you want, a cookie? You did some minor police work. Meanwhile you're breaking up families, killing innocent people, and detaining US citizens. Your time is nigh, you useless, hateful, garbage pile of a department.

27.01.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every community has their bad apple and you just happened to have found the one there. You are doing a shit job and everyone knows it. You can't hide and spin your horrific practices any longer. You crossed a line and you're going to be broken down into nothing. ICE's days are numbered.

27.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Breezin'
YouTube video by The B-52's - Topic Breezin'

I'm trying to get back to my pacifist roots (which is SO damn hard right now. I seriously want to break things. Very specific things.) So I thought I'd share today's shower song that just helped. We all need this mentality right now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pblZ...

21.01.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to being @icegov.bsky.social's nightmare in reminding them, for every single post they put up, what a horrible organization they are. What a nightmare they are on the American people, what a disappointment they are to humanity, and what an absolute waste of carbon their agents are.

17.01.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T'was the night before Xmas and I purposefully lost Whamageddon just to get it over with.

25.12.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A great way to hide it, but here's the 60 Minutes story on CECOT and the horrible conditions it presented to people sent there by the DHS. Absolutely shameful what has become of our country and administration that they took pride in doing this to people.

23.12.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing, the naughty list has the entirety of the DHS staff and leadership. Weird.

10.12.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans people deserve to exist!

Pass it the fuck on.

07.12.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one wants ICE for winter. We salt and sand to get rid of it, we knock it off our roofs and scrape it off our windows. The only place for ICE is contained. In a rink. Away from people who want NOTHING to do with it.

04.12.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There has to be a way to get private equity and large real estate institutions out of the market. They're the primary reason prices and rental rates have gone up so much.

03.12.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More lies spewed forth by an illegal program. You'll never get paid. This administration won't even pay the contractors that tore down the East Wing of the White House, you think they'll actually give you money to leave? Ignore any claims by this terrorist organization. Be safe.

02.12.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A holiday started by illegal immigrants. Yeah, eat up while you can.

27.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe stop arresting people AT THEIR IMMIGRATION HEARINGS so they can be legal citizens. You're an embarrassment and you need to be disbanded.

24.11.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lies and fabrications! You have no records because you don't follow procedure. You raid, you kidnap, you terrorize and threaten. Your Gestapo is masked and their names hidden, people are unable to contact their family or lawyers. You are a criminal organization who will get yours in due time.

24.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should remind the world that being an illegal alien is a misdemeanor. You are raiding and harassing people for what is the legal equivalency of jaywalking.

Out of your "hundreds", you've caught, at best, 60 actual criminals. You continue to be an international embarrassment.

Be better.

24.11.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a stipulation that allows them to still redact parts of it... so are they actually releasing anything useful? We'll have to see.

21.11.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your entire campaign disgusts me. The nation is NOT calling for ICE. They're calling for ICE to pack up, go home, and leave our people be. You're terrorists, you're fascists, your racist hatred is nauseating. Just GTFO.

You are a continued embarrassment to not only the country, but the world.

20.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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