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The joys of big city living

20.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you my brain also did this lmao

20.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most places it is free, if you can find it.

It sucks shit. It should be paid and we should reduce the amount of parking.

20.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol god I’d love if my kitchen were the size of some of those vehicles

20.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NJ ICE Agent: Amir Zayed of North Jersey – Jersey Counter-Info

JCI: ICE agent filmed in a viral clip declaring β€œWe don’t need a warrant, bro” before roughing someone up has been identified as Rutgers grad Amir Zayed.

Zayed is originally from North Bergen, NJ & has been documented kidnapping people across the state. jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...

19.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh you know. The Ones.

18.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the common denominator is actually end-stage capitalism consolidating ownership of the entire world in the hands of basically 7 dudes, and the world not liking it but not being given a choice. Populations will do start acting a little crazy when the incentives are all favoring psychopaths

16.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well hey now panel 3 there is cooking

15.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially weird because he hasn’t been elected to shit yet.

13.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I have literally never seen ffmpeg referred to like that lmao

Fucking incredible

12.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
amanda moore
@noturtlesoup17 
Greg Bovino is now offering to meet Gov. Pritzker for pie, while suggesting CBP should return to Chicago.
Quote tweet:
Commander Op At Large CA Gregory... Β«
@CMDROpAtL.. β€’29m
Nah, gubner, too busy leading agents to arrest illegal aliens. Besides, Chicago may need another double digit drop in a whole smorgasbord of violent crime, compliments of the Green Machine. Perhaps we could meet for a sugar-free slice of heirloom apple pie -on me! 


Commander Op At Large CA Gregory ... & @CMDROpAtLa... β€’ 18m g ...
You didn't say it correctly - a sugar-free slice of HIERLOOM apple pie.
Perhaps you could make the pie for us

amanda moore 
@noturtlesoup17 β€’16m
Commander it would be my honor, just tell me where to go.

Commander Op At Large CA Gregory ... β€’ @CMDROpAtLa... β€’ 6m β€’ ...
Most excellent. I'll let the gubner know you'll be taking care of his appetite, in a healthy way.

amanda moore  @noturtlesoup17
Only if you're there, Commander!!!!

amanda moore @noturtlesoup17 Greg Bovino is now offering to meet Gov. Pritzker for pie, while suggesting CBP should return to Chicago. Quote tweet: Commander Op At Large CA Gregory... Β« @CMDROpAtL.. β€’29m Nah, gubner, too busy leading agents to arrest illegal aliens. Besides, Chicago may need another double digit drop in a whole smorgasbord of violent crime, compliments of the Green Machine. Perhaps we could meet for a sugar-free slice of heirloom apple pie -on me! Commander Op At Large CA Gregory ... & @CMDROpAtLa... β€’ 18m g ... You didn't say it correctly - a sugar-free slice of HIERLOOM apple pie. Perhaps you could make the pie for us amanda moore @noturtlesoup17 β€’16m Commander it would be my honor, just tell me where to go. Commander Op At Large CA Gregory ... β€’ @CMDROpAtLa... β€’ 6m β€’ ... Most excellent. I'll let the gubner know you'll be taking care of his appetite, in a healthy way. amanda moore @noturtlesoup17 Only if you're there, Commander!!!!

I don't even know how to describe what is happening here.

12.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 505    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 14

Kagi is great and are slowly developing their own index, but they’re still reliant on Google/bing/yandex for the bulk of their results (that they then rerank)

10.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Basically just google, Microsoft, and Apple (spotlight) do this currently. Every other β€œsearch engine” you see if just re-ranking their results because they don’t have the infrastructure to build the index themselves.

10.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kill Wikipedia and Reddit, and turn Google and bing search into LLM interfaces.

Thats basically all they’d need to do. Another Wikipedia-like could show up, but how would you ever find it?

Building and maintaining internet-scale search indices is something only a few big tech companies can do

10.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

But what is achievable and what this will end up doing is the privatization of knowledge. Kill the internet we have today and lock everything behind an LLM paywall so you have to use their slop to do anything.

They want you to need an LLM to do everything you do currently, so they can seek rent.

10.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Collectively*

10.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They tried super hard here in nyc to do that. We collective told them to go fuck themselves. Felt great! Highly recommend everyone do that 10/10 experience

10.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Has WaPo just been reduced to β€œmissing the point so bad people feel the need to comment” rage bait now?

09.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anarchy is when you drive 5 mph under the speed limit

09.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has spent a lot of time driving thru mountains in climate conditions, I can. Easily. Step one? Slow the fuck down.

09.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also going under the speed limit is perfectly legal and fine. It’s a maximum, not the required speed.

09.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These are all perfectly normal hazards and are not in any way dangerous unless you’re going way too fast for available conditions or you’re following way too close.

You’re supposed to be watching for slow merging traffic if you’re in the right lane. You’re supposed to be watching for slow trucks.

09.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a white coat is walking down a hallway . Alt: Gavin Newsom (played by Christian Bale in American Psycho) is in a see thru plastic rain coat and dancing to Huew Lewis and the news as he prepares to murder someone with an axe

Here I’ll help fix your mistake with this gif of Newsom smiling

07.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rat czar - Wikipedia

Counterpoint: Adams’ NYC β€œRat Czar”.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_czar

06.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

<consultants detonate a breach charge and 10-15 come running thru the wall>

whoa whoa whoa hold on. Our polling (of megadonors) shows that no we can’t do this. Instead we should give more money to the mega donors.

That’ll be $150 million. Please ask the plebs for $5-50 to cover it. Ty.

06.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right. At the end of the day all it is fucking doing is predicting the next word based on the previous N words.

06.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

05.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is this writing style? β€œNo sentence longer than 8 words”???

It’s so stilted and awful to read.

05.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m decidedly voting for anyone but Schumer if his dead ass tries to run again

05.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œResearch does not necessarily support the effectiveness of body-worn cameras in achieving those desired outcomes. A comprehensive review of 70 studies of body-worn cameras use found that the larger body of research on body-worn cameras showed no consistent or no statistically significant effects.”

04.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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