Lucky_Zero

Is it finally my turn to walk boobily down stairs?

Fuuuuck sorry to hear it. But whoever gets you in the mix is daaaaaamn lucky

What if I wrote a screenplay that was just Dredd 2014 but it's Star Wars and its two Jedi on the verge of being kicked out of the order because of questionable tactics being sent to infiltrate a supposed Sith hive that goes completely tits up and now they have to fight a whole city of force adepts?

Welcome to it! In a couple years you'll have stories that will make people say "your life is not real"

On GOD'S social media?!

"The royalty must die like common beggars and petty thieves"

I mean. Would you get into trouble if you got her a sword? Because trueswords dot com is gonna have her favorite from whatever series.

We got some shit in common right now LET'S GOOOO

TIME TO GET CHEESY

Superman under arrest and being escorted in cuffs

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

I have a new goal.

I want to conduct the Ottawa symphony using this.

DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW HOW WE KEEP STARTING SOBBING

There's such an odd sense of fabricated gravitas that fills every other scene that turns me off.

Like I have to WORK to make my players cry every other week, these guys get to point to a chart of "remember this idiot?" characters and people call it art without any kind of bar.

It's a general attitude that belongs, in my realm, to every DUDE that called me faggot in high school that would eventually call me something like daddy.

A part of me wants to call them out on every maga post they make just to make sure it can get searched later.

"So do all who live to see such twinks, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what we do with the twinks we have."

Eh, I'll drop assassin's creed for a while and wait for the content updates.

I'm hoping work goes well tomorrow night so I can deposit, get home, and have that fucker installed before I change into my jimjams.

So like are you some sort of crazy person or just painfully dumb and pugnacious as a direct result of sucking so hard that what's essentially an entire room of people are going "what the fuck are you talking about" and your response is "no, YOU'RE actually using violence to harm minorities!"

Okay. To recap.

Doxxing is bad.

We should learn their identities.

But we can't dox them, it's just as bad as using illegal and unconstitutional violence to rip families apart and force people to die in foreign prisons with terrible conditions

Learning their identities is somehow not doxxing.

Show me twinky Gandalf, God damnit!

You are saying doxxing is bad while also saying we should know their identities while also saying it's indefensible in the same fuckin thread dude.

ICE shouldn't exist, and you're not helping anyone.

Chomping at it like a dog to a sprinkler

It has never. Ever. Not even once. By any kind of metric. Fucking ever helped me in any meaningful way.

It just hovers there in the text box going "let me help you type this text" motherfucker you do not know nor will you ever know the context of Voltron Polycule Fuckpunch.

When I was a toddler, we had a half husky half shepherd named Daisy who protected me. There's a photo, somewhere, of me laying on her in the sun in our garden when I was just three years old. Now my daughter has her own half husky half shepherd who looks out for her. Gunnr is her best friend, and I can't believe how life becomes this beautiful circle sometimes.

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That's adorable. And I'm not gonna judge I'm dancing my entire shift.

I wonder what it'd look like a couple months later when several of them die from various and plentiful cybertruck malfunctions.

I'm very glad to see celebrities accepting their children for who they are. And those are stories that deserve to be amplified.

Because I just can't fuckin deal with the casual hate anymore.

And he's like oh well I didn't mean it like that

I don't fuckin care. I do not care. I don't want to hear you say shit like that because your dick gets confused or whatever. Shut the fuck up and stack plates.

Anyway, he's quitting because he's "thinking about" joining the marines.

And I said "what?" he repeats. I just kinda snapped a little.

Okay dude tell me what the fuck you thought I'd say to that? Did you think I'd high five you? Did you think I'd laugh? That's my friend, your coworker, and someone who gets death threats for walking around this neighborhood. Fuck. Off.

We hired a guy recently. Young, used to working with his hands, seemed nice. More I got to know him the more I started to feel like he's absolutely in the red side of sanity but didn't really display it much. Until our karaoke host, a trans woman, came in to work.

"I just threw up in my mouth."