Amy Bowman

You guys ever put a kinda cold sheet mask on your face when you're a little hung over? What a delight, my god.

I remember watching this for the first time when I was probably 10 or 11 with no concept of what any of the references were but just falling in love with it anyway. SCTV is a foundational text for me, and she was always my favourite.

Jason from new Vanderpump Rules seems like he would listen to Jon LaJoie raps and not realize they're comedy

I have a feeling this was put out by Benny's team after not getting that Best Director nod (since it tries reaaal hard to say Benny's innocent and the one who cut ties), which is honestly somehow even grosser. Ugh.

Should I watch Southland Tales soon? Something in me is saying I should watch Southland Tales soon (I have never seen it).

I'm so curious if I'll be able to see this chair at all by tomorrow morning

PSA: I am very hungry.
Thank you for your time.

I worked all day, had to go buy pants (the 2nd worst thing to buy other than a bathing suit), then came home, did laundry, and made myself dinner and lunch for tomorrow. Please clap. I am tired!!

What I wouldn't give for Tony Kushner to teach me how to needlepoint like this

Just found myself wondering what it would be like to watch Entourage for the first time in the year 2026 and seriously thinking about doing it sooo I think that's a sign I'm having a seasonal depressive episode

Brother I have not bought walnuts in like 4 years, I feel your pain

As a longtime Gary, this reunion taking place at the AARP Movies for Grown-Ups Awards is EVERYTHING @joereid.bsky.social @chrisvfeil.bsky.social

I haven't been great about reading and watching Good Movies™️ this year so I do hope to be better at both of those things in 2026. But rest assured, I'm pre-gaming my New Year's Plans with my constant, my love, my one and only, Vanderpump Rules.

I went to the mall today and I'm convinced not one person there had ever been in public or interacted with another person in their life. This woman got to the entrance of a down escalator and just stood still to the point where I had to ask if she was going down.

Elite Christmas Eve views - NewsRadio Christmas episodes, my wine, and our tree

I appreciate your sacrifice to validate me

The Terrifier movies are frankly none of my business, but I understand the 3rd one has a mall Santa massacre and I'm here to remind you that It's Always Sunny did that like 13 years ago (and presumably way better). Food for thought for your holiday watching!

Christmas Eve Eve

(I see the typo but I'm on vacation and will not do anything about it)

They're both really insane but wrap up the character arcs you've been with the longest (some satisfying and some MYSTIFING)

I understand lol but I would recommend watching Degrassi Goes Hollywood and Degrassi Takes Manhattan (I can give you a primer before each)

The Floor finale rocked, best one yet

I unfortunately watched the Presidential address because it interrupted the season finale of The Floor. He opened with, "Good evening American" and it was all downhill from there. Brutal stuff

I continue to pay penance for doubting the new Vanderpump Rules would have the juice but tonight it was revealed that Venus has a Bangerz tattoo just below his collarbone and he also got into a rooftop fight with a non-cast member. Thank god we're so back

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera

Reading all of the tepid-bad reviews of the new Avatar like

This is the most unhinged reading of an audiobook by a human person I have *ever* heard

Sundance line up dropped today, including a little movie called NIGHT NURSE. Naturally, I am thinking only of him:

If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!

A perfect sign of how fucked Hollywood is: Warner Bros. has one of its most successful years -- in terms of quality and box office success -- in a while, and that all happens while its owner sells it to the avatar of devaluing the theatrical experience.

That's totally fine! He's right that it's by far the best sequel in the franchise, it's a ball