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BTS shot of Emma Stone and Yorgos Lanthimos on the set of Poor Things

Riley is back! Thomas is back! The filmography is normal! Let's go!

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Happy Thanksgiving !

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I am participating in trends on bluesky. Would love some engagement. Likes, replies, etc. happy Halloween everybodoy

No one told me that Selling Sunset features two perverted bald boys

If I’m out of town for a week or two when something comes out there is a strong chance it will be down to two screenings at shitty hours by the time I’m back. Shrinking the theatrical window for streaming was a huge mistake. Give people time to pay to see your movie.

i can't wait until we all prosper from AI! any minute now

“The time has come to ‘grab’ you!”

-The Grabber, Black Phone 2 (2025)

There’s a reason you are still around to post!

Do not answer “The Black Phone” if you do not wish to speak to The Grabbler

Listening to Geese

Me and the guys are interrogating the media’s anti-gooning bias

let’s get this conversation started #bluesky #users

My assumption is he means this test, which he treats as “they test to see how big my brain is” but that is instead used to test cognitive decline and even to look for damage post-stroke, correct?

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Both times I’ve seen John Carpenter, he’s closed the show by telling us “I just wanna leave you all with one thing, everyone make sure to get home safe….because Christine is on the road!!” before going right into the theme lol. Perfect bit, love that old man

daily at-home penile stretching exercises

Having an amazing time slightly stoned playing Balatro on the bus

an AI lady in Cuomo's Mamdani attack ad that is so happy to be drunk driving

Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen

My cat has cooked up a genuinely funny bit since he learned to open drawers where he will frantically grab every t shirt in a drawer and throw it on the ground. I’ll walk into my bedroom and he’ll be ransacking the place burglar style.

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

Look, I'm not saying I told you so, but I was right

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Found out it’s called The Smashing Machine because he has sex with his wife really good

Praying that the guy who projectile vomited in my screening of F1 is at my showing of The Smashing Machine. Only way to replicate that live sports feel

Independent of the incoherent action, the fundamental absence here is that video games are interactive. This does not possess any sort of game engine or underlying code to make whatever this shit is playable. It’s just a bad, ugly gameplay video for a title that doesn’t exist. Embarrassing

It’s really great

They let Ryan Murphy mock it up

i am fluent in sarcasm