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Ted Berg

@ogtedberg.bsky.social

A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

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I didn’t even have to look into what series you were talking about once I saw β€œGames 2 and 5.”

07.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why isn’t Lewis Black doing Phillies postgame shows?

07.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you really want to hit the Trump administration where it hurts, unfollow them on Twitter

06.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They are called writers

06.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3056    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 15

This is true, but I think there are tiers. I can’t think of any that I especially care for as people, but the ones who treat the team as their business are worse to me than the ones who treat the team as their (wildly lucrative) toy.

06.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Blue Jays, Brewers and Mariners are all very unobjectionable to me. The high percentage of unobjectionables in the LDS this year is what inspired the question. Many of the perennially bad teams are objectionable to me for pocketing revenue sharing money and/or being so bad at getting good.

06.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I found the good Royals teams of 2015-16 somewhat annoying in their style of play and the discourse they inspired, but mostly I agree. KC is a quietly great baseball town and their stadium is wildly underrated.

06.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think it might be the Brewers. Top of my head, only major objection I can think of is that they were Selig’s team, but they’re a small market team that makes an earnest effort and has little to show for it, plus they have the best logo in sports.

06.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the least objectionable MLB team? There are marks against basically every single one, but keeping all your personal connections aside, which team bothers you the least?

06.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

True but consider this: 1) the Brewers are clearly the team to root for in the NL and 2) Chicago, after the 2016 NLCS, was the drunkest place I have ever seen in my life, and I want to watch some ICE dudes get vomited on. I mean I guess Milwaukee will get pretty drunk too but it was something else.

06.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After every MLB postseason round, teams should be reseeded based on how well I could tolerate them winning. No way the Dodgers and Phillies should be matched up this early when a wholly unobjectionable team is guaranteed to be eliminated in the Mariners-Tigers series.

06.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

DadsPlayingItCoolOnTheCarousel.Tumblr.fart

05.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh they're filling my corn dog gap

05.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my local bodegas has a robust corn dog selection and advertises them aggressively.

05.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing worse than being on the other side of this, jumping the gun and then sweating yourself to sleep because you acted like a go-getter for once.

05.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good corn dog is one of the world’s best things to eat and a bad corn dog is one of the world’s worst things to eat, and unless you’re making the corn dogs from scratch, you really have no way of knowing which way it’ll go until you bite in. Every corn dog is basically lunch roulette.

05.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It has become increasingly clear that I jumped the gun on transitioning from shorts season to jeans season this year, but once the changeover has been made there's no undoing it.

05.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It's dumb that we don't include postseason stats in a guy's career stats. Why the hell not? I get not factoring them into regular season records and awards but why act like they didn't happen? I believe I first heard this take from @jonheyman.bsky.social. I'm with it. Count all the stats that count.

04.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a Mets fan!?

02.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brock Pierce and Rev. Al Cockfield are the exact aliases my old roommate and I came up with while we were planning a heist and very stoned.

30.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the so-called "secretary of war" wants to focus only on offense when that's the job of the secretary of drc+

30.09.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
30.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nvm it turns out that was 2010

29.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top of my head, Jesus Feliciano

29.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The remaining NYC mayoral candidates are now going to court Eric Adams' biggest supporters, who are usually the ones going to court.

29.09.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first stop Istanbul of course

29.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine watching this video and being like, "the thuggish buffoons in tactical gear getting outmaneuvered by a startled Doordash dude are the good guys here"

29.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop watching this. I want to see John Madden broadcast it with a telestrator. The best part with when officer Goonstomp McDickhole gets picked by a flimsy-ass bike lane divider.

29.09.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Still Wilpon-owned. I assume it's worth more to Cohen than it is to anyone else regardless, unless MLB is trying to consolidate all the broadcasts under its own umbrella. Not a safe bet at all that any buyer would run it as-is.

29.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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