Ted Berg

that wasn't the presidente I wanted Nick Castellanos to take down

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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@shankcruz.bsky.social hey, you went to Hunter, right? We were in the same MFA class I think. I was in the fiction group. I had no idea there were other Mets fans about!

two men standing next to each other with one wearing a jacket that says italia ALT: two men standing next to each other with one wearing a jacket that says italia

Rolling into 3rd grade PE class like

They don't make a lot of frowny face gear for kids.

"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.

Like, buddy, you go down the tube real fast but you can’t steer for shit, we’re going to team you with Frank, an expert luge navigator who can’t do one-man luge because he gets too cold.

How do you find a double luge partner? Are they paired up by the U.S. Luge Association based on some set of complementary luging skills, or is it more about chemistry?

Welcome to the Group Chat There's a new member, whether you like it or not!

Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

I believe Daniel Tiger sets unrealistic expectations. If Daniel gets mad, maybe instead of learning a song about how to calm down, they should have him maul Prince Wednesday. Kids need to know it’s not safe to fraternize with tigers.

My point being that there could be a future 250-game winner if there’s a paradigm shift in how pitching rotations work.

No one will ever try it, but I always wonder how it’d work if a team tried a short, all-piggybacked rotation, ie instead of facing the lineup twice through every six days, you do it once through every three days. No more throw days. Target 50 appearances, ~150 innings each for 6 guys.

This is easily the most trombone-centric Super Bowl halftime show I’ve ever seen.

So you’re just going to send that poor dog back to live with the racist assholes next door?

Bad Bunny? More like bad football

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

I for one hope that, for propriety’s sake, Green Day avoids politics and sticks to their vast early catalogue of masturbation anthems.

I have seen soooo many Jason Statham movies in my life and I thought Shelter was top-tier. They made you wait so long before you got to see him kick the shit out of somebody.

She’s right. “Talent” is how they justified gatekeeping me out of the NBA. Total bs

Führer Seems Forever

IMO give him the Major Deegan and make him think it’s an honor.

DYK Juan Uribe had a putrid 55% career success rate stealing bases? Why do you think what was

I am copy-editing a list of pole vaulting tips for a freelance gig and I am so tempted to add "Tip #5: Don't have an enormous penis"

Would it be considered rude to boo Jeff Kent at his Hall of Fame induction?

Staten Island Chuck woke up this morning and saw Bill de Blasio's shadow. Lights out, rodent, big Bill's back in town.

A screen grab from RottenTomatoes of the documentary Melania, showing a 10% critic score and somehow a 99% score among verified audience members

The people have spoken

Riding home wounded from Austerlitz like, “man, napoleon ain’t shit”

This sounds more like wildly improving the movie.

For this reason they only filet people who are very online.

"Wherever there's a cop beating a guy,
Wherever a hungry newborn baby cries,
Where there's a fight against the blood
and hatred in the air,
Look for me, mom, I'll be fully aroused." - Greg Bovino