après moi, lady luge

Poster for Magnolia but with the O replaced with a spaghettio O. The quality of the edit is particularly poor.

Gargle

The only Olympic theme that I care about is the Briscoe County Jr. theme.

Behold, the FORM!

Desperately trying to run the math to figure out if they can still make a living wage selling the stolen phones, but they’re far too stupid to calculator.

Drew Lock, zoo cheetah emotional support dog with a Super Bowl ring.

The MVP of the Super Bowl is Foot.

His parents bought him a used one.

Ohio suspiciously silent.

Let me take another one, someone blinked.

Puddlue?

This is how Putin won the Super Bowl.

The fate of the universe rests on the Third Doink.

*throws celebratory directionless haymakers*

mpreging bad

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

AI is hard at work on inventing the Eugenics Wars, so they’ve got that part covered.

you don’t have a Corner Tree this year, you have a Centerpiece Tree, and that’s okay

It’s really good. Braised it in a Dutch oven, and we’ve been eating it in various forms all week.

Still have a chunk of it frozen that I might use for a lazy massaman curry next week sometime.

Went back a couple days later to try to grab another but they were sold out at ours.

[sobbing in the shower]: “hurry, christmas. hurry fast”

Ioniq 5 is probably bigger than what most people looking for a 2-row are considering, but is fantastic from a maximizing-passenger-space point of view. Wish more carmakers had something with that design goal in mind in their lineups, as it comes close to filling in the wagon-shaped hole there.

Trump hands him a binder stuffed full of pictures of sets from old productions of Phantom and of the house from Richie Rich comics with the word “TORDIS???” scribbled in sharpie.

a man in a car is holding a red tow hook Alt: one of our finest character actors braces for the influx of people not getting the joke

His body … is a road map … of ENGAGEMENT.

I don’t disagree, but the phrasing gave me a mental image of Gavin Newsom trying to double down at a blackjack table after he already folded his hand (smarmy pile of books pose), and the dealer just staring at him, trying to process what’s happening.

Wicked is gender-swapped Batman, even beyond the titular characters.

Just as Batman stories have Catwoman, the Wicked stories have a tiger man.

What does the tiger man do? Unfortunately, this conversation has now concluded. Please enjoy the short holiday workweek.

Call of Achoo-loo

Uncompensated, but load-bearing.

If you stop publishing them, the promise of independent, reader-supported journalism dies on the vine.

brosaries

Congressional Dems dropping a 24 GB email attachment with the oppo research Epstein did on every Palm Beach sophomore boy in advance of promposal season. Your phone rings. It’s Chotiner calling you up with some pointed questions about your AO3 search history.