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One cool cat.... here for the furballs, foodies, and fun. Mom apologies for our country. ๐Ÿฅฒ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸงŠ

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Weโ€™re ready! ๐Ÿธ

13.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re ready! ๐Ÿธ

13.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As I got older I thought aboutโ€ฆ oohโ€ฆ drippings bowl ..then I thought.. WTFโ€ฆ oh hell no..thatโ€™s really disgusting unless youโ€™re collecting it to throw out (which you know is not supposed to be the idea). Nope. Happy to buy legit tallow to cook with instead.

12.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face . ALT: a cat is laying down on a table with the words `` no '' written on its face .

Yikes!

12.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat laying on a table with the word nope written on the bottom . ALT: a close up of a cat laying on a table with the word nope written on the bottom .
12.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it . ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it .
12.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a special place in hell.

11.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Betty comes to mind.

11.10.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soโ€ฆ. Call me silly but... what does the price of soybeans matter if no one is buying them?

11.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a hawaiian shirt is dancing in a living room ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is dancing in a living room

And all of them doing a coordinated hip thrust move would be gold!

11.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people dancing on a sidewalk with the words " you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal " ALT: a group of people dancing on a sidewalk with the words " you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal "

Sing it to the ICE guys. ๐Ÿ˜

11.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe reclaim YMCA? That would piss someone off. ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And hand bruising and canklesโ€ฆcompletely normalโ€ฆnothing to see here.

11.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats the best combo!

11.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of pikachu mascots are standing next to each other and the year 2010 is on the bottom right ALT: a group of pikachu mascots are standing next to each other and the year 2010 is on the bottom right

They need a theme song and a line dance. We all then copy it in other cities.

11.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! And my โ€˜equipmentโ€™ is only 3 months old. And I soooooo wanted to make some snarky comment about that word. ๐Ÿ˜

11.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh.. and thenโ€ฆ.3 hours later. Suffice to say that upsell was a fail. ๐Ÿ™„

11.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baguettesโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿฅ– and some Irish butter ๐Ÿงˆ
I cannot be trusted.

11.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saturday just starting. So far spent an hour trying to get my internet working again. Finally get an online tech & the ONT shut down..again. Third time since I โ€™upgraded.โ€™ They then have the gall to try and upsell me. Dudes..you canโ€™t keep the service I have now running. ๐Ÿคฌ

11.10.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wellโ€ฆ.you are in the process of making a peaceful, joyous place for you and wildlife. Soโ€ฆ thatโ€ฆ

That the wildlife is more ..joyousโ€ฆ. Sighโ€ฆ.hear yaโ€ฆ

10.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I already have the T-Rex. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

10.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people applauding with barbarosgif written in the corner ALT: a group of people applauding with barbarosgif written in the corner
10.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow! Love it!

10.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you wrote this as a storyโ€ฆno one would buy it. Insane.

10.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t you just hate it when you get a sweaty hot flash on camera? Orโ€ฆitโ€™s the drug sweats. Potato..Potahto I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sooooo want to go to Portland!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿธ

10.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands . ALT: a group of people in tuxedos are clapping their hands .
10.10.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And try and bankrupt the individual with legal fees. I think thatโ€™s the point.. not winning.

09.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if you said they are.. art pieces to hang on walls or whatever. Are there still dumbasses that will be.. can I play it? And/or is that a rhetorical question? ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

09.10.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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