Ryan Schneider

THANK you!

Baby Ryan sitting against a couch cushion wearing a hat, shirt, and shorts striped to look like a baseball uniform. He has a pacifier in his mouth, and sunglasses that make him look extremely chill as he looks straight into the camera.

Ryan as a small child at the beach, wearing a bucket hat, t-shirt, shorts, sunglasses, and water shoes. There are 3 lumps of wet sand behind him molded from a plastic bucket, also behind him. He holds a plastic shovel like a cane in one hand while he looks at a handful of sand he's dropping from the other. He looks extremely chill, unaware that the camera is even there.

One of these pictures, and I'm not 100% sure which, is when I peaked. Frankly, I'm just glad I was EVER cool.

most people want, above all else, power over their own lives. the ability to live a life where they can choose their occupation, choose whether or not to have kids, whether to live in a city vs the country, etc. rich people have achieved that. and now they want that power over OTHER people's lives

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

I'm now incredibly grateful I was taught phonics as a child. I had no idea some people's education was broken at this basic a level!

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

YouTube video by brian david gilbert It's November 8th

It's November 8th
youtu.be/_zUh7tWXK1I?...

Huh, social anxiety can be like this, too. Very glad you can order delivery online now.

lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.

If you see this, post an anime you love

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

substantially more complicated

If it's so important for her to see what people who disagree with her are saying, it's not hard to make an anonymous alt.

Just say the blocklist hurt your feelings, ma'am.

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Uhm cities are not bad actually cities are great

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Carve it on my tombstone.

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night:

Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at?

**pause**

Him: "Anything where it has to be right".

Science journalists find ChatGPT is bad at summarizing scientific papers LLM “tended to sacrifice accuracy for simplicity” when writing news briefs.

Reading papers is a basic skill (and dare I say duty?) of scientists, and I include medical doctors in that group. Keeping abreast of the literature is a foundational part of our professions. There aren’t good shortcuts. In any case, reading papers regularly is fun.
arstechnica.com/ai/2025/09/s...

Can't wait for you guys to find out that Kirk isn't actually a skirt chaser and only cares about his ship and crew

My Brother, My Brother, and Me
If Books Could Kill
The Greatest Generation*
Maintenance Phase
The Adventure Zone

*Star Trek, not a WWII podcast

I time my planks by listening to The Weird Al Show Theme, in case anyone was wondering how much of a dork I am or how long I can plank.

Interests: socializing, body worship, thrifting, cumming

I'll probably never match with anyone on Feeld, but I do love how blunt people can get on there.

Time to break out the chart

Remember: If it turns out he’s a leftist, that indicates a pervasive problem of violence on the left. If it turns out he’s a groyper, that means nothing whatsoever and he will disappear from the news cycle immediately.