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02.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. My profile header is a selfie taken 10 seconds before that black bear lunged at me, but it's ok because black bears are like a cross between house cats & the most dangerous animal you've ever encountered.
Just joined UpScrolled. Same handle (JawsVTheReturn), same dummy behind the words.
02.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this cover. #MJ #MD
26.01.2026 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.notus.org/2026-electio...
26.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 3708 🔁 966 💬 171 📌 61if CBS and the Washington Post both gut their newsrooms this week, that’s the nail in the coffin for the “just find a nice billionaire and settle down” theory of media preservation
26.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 1254 🔁 223 💬 27 📌 2Hey y’all, today is the 30th anniversary of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN so I decided to celebrate the film’s effects, featuring interviews with a handful of folks involved: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/blood-fangs-...
Shares and/or subs (free & paid) are deeply appreciated - cheers!
I was supposed to start a new job today but it turned out to be a fucking scam, so I watched THE APPRENTICE, the biopic of our glorious Christian leader Donald J. Trump.
19.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vegas Water Taxi - Brat Summer youtu.be/EPWGiR-9Py4?...
16.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just started watching the pilot episode of CRIME STORY and this is, by god, one of the coolest fucking tv shows I’ve ever watched. Only 2 seasons???
14.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m finally watching the 1979 Al Pacino film …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, and I thought this was a courtroom drama but it’s hilarious?
14.01.2026 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(catching on the radio, I always need one more edit)
12.01.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing I've never understood about racism is that it denies the racist the full measure of human experience. Imagine seeing the trailer to SINNERS or catching Bob Marley's "Buffalo Soldier" and thinking (in other words), "No, I'm not allowed!" Why deny your soul in this one life? So stupid.
12.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We're at the "You need to watch the execution video for yourself because the President is lying about what happened in the execution video and you won't know how badly he's lying unless you see the execution for yourself" stage in the Twilight of the American Empire
07.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 82 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 4Or Maine! But those are my two big state loves.
12.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the dangers of marijuana / cannabis is googling the highest cliff you've ever jumped off, and for the record for me it's apparently 80 feet in Gaysville, Vermont, into the White RIver. I want to pump that number up to 100 feet, in Vermont, this year. #GoldenGlobes
12.01.2026 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also: my emotional third grandmother Angela Lansbury's film debut! I spent many happy hours with my actual grandmother Zelma Zelda Zeller (the Dutch are odd with names sometimes) watching MURDER SHE WROTE. 🇳🇱
09.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's kind of adorable. Don't bring a knife to an Ingrid Bergman fight when I'm in the pit, lol.
09.01.2026 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not mad, I'm bemused. This is like me arguing with a veterinarian about my cat's poop.
09.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have watched the 1944 film GASLIGHT at least 5 times and got an A on a 12 page essay I wrote about it for my American Cinema History class at UVM, but my wife is convinced I don't know what gaslighting is. Which... I'm sorry but I'm gonna be laughing all night.
09.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Americans used to kill Nazis, now we fucking elect them & our tax dollars go to them? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
09.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Renee Nicole Good was murdered by state agents of the United States of America. Will you be next? Will I? Will one of my children, or yours?
This is not the America my great-uncle Phil served in World War 2. It's an evil disgrace.
I've never served in the military, but as a USPS postman in college I had to raise my hand & swear an oath to protect & defend the Constitution of the United States, & I took that seriously. The America we're in today is a fucking disgrace. Fuck the Republicans, fuck ICE, what are we fucking doing?
09.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As the brother, nephew, & great-nephew of veterans: families like us are very, very tired / done. "There's coffee in that nebula" is funny & understandably transactional in fiction, but "there's oil in that country" is horrifically destroying this country & world. @thekatemulgrew.bsky.social
06.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good lord Beth, save some sexy for the other people open.spotify.com/track/3Ty7OT...
06.01.2026 06:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BORN DOWN IN A DEAD MAN'S TOWN
THE FIRST KICK I TOOK WAS WHEN I HIT THE GROUND
WAR IS BULLSHIT, FUCK OUR "OWNERS"
While America was making a mockery of Democracy I was listening to this then fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours. Goddamn I love this nation but goddamnit I hate the idiots we put in power: open.spotify.com/track/4MvJlI...
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