gilves's Avatar

gilves

@gnomeovandyke.bsky.social

juliet he/him pfp by @orsimer.bsky.social

43 Followers  |  70 Following  |  7 Posts  |  Joined: 24.01.2024  |  1.6236

Latest posts by gnomeovandyke.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image Post image 30.11.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do

27.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1292    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1
4 photos of Kate Bush in a lacy bat costume in various poses.

4 photos of Kate Bush in a lacy bat costume in various poses.

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

22.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2835    πŸ” 871    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 78
guy said, β€œDo you like Marx?”

I said, β€œI haven’t met him.”

Guy said, β€œNo, no, he’s dead.”

β€œWow, what happened?”

β€œNo, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, β€œWhy are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

β€œNo, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, β€œSounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naΓ―ve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

guy said, β€œDo you like Marx?” I said, β€œI haven’t met him.” Guy said, β€œNo, no, he’s dead.” β€œWow, what happened?” β€œNo, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, β€œWhy are you asking me if he died long ago?” β€œNo, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, β€œSounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naΓ―ve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

05.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9394    πŸ” 2614    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 151

you can get a book at the library for free

23.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

AEW All Out is this Saturdayβ€”and let’s just say my love for Cowboy Bebop finally found its moment. This Toni Storm story fit perfectly with that vibe, so after a ton of rotoscoping, mattes, and late-night creativity,β€œ4 Ways to Die” was born.

This might honestly be my favorite package Ive done! #AEW

18.09.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 45

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

12.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 19506    πŸ” 6086    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 77

(seeing a wasp eating the body of another) i should call her

23.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bangers

17.06.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

21.04.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5661    πŸ” 1741    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

just finished my relisten, i didn’t think i’d succeed since i only started last week but i managed just in time to finish the last rebels ep and become totally focused on andor 😈 thank you all for everything you do, i can’t decide if i’m more excited for season 2 of the show or your coverage of it!!

22.04.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

a kind of poem (?) about the cosmic microwave background #art

21.04.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i like seeing gifsets of ncuti gatwa in cunty little fits so i’m excited

12.04.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what dinosaurs thought about the moon. Did a stegosaurus ever see its moonlit reflection in a lake, and be overcome with wonder?

27.03.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
19.03.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1942    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

(watching two women glue broken glass to their fists so they can hurt each other) this is so beautiful

10.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Gavin Giroux Mic'd Up with a GoPro at Sens Skills
YouTube video by Ottawa Senators Gavin Giroux Mic'd Up with a GoPro at Sens Skills

need this video to be on here because it's very important to me

21.02.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot from the Crusader Kings 3 rule adjustment screen allowing dogs to vote for Holy Roman Emperor

a screenshot from the Crusader Kings 3 rule adjustment screen allowing dogs to vote for Holy Roman Emperor

I had a very specific dream last night

14.02.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

but we have the philadelphia eagles

10.02.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm saying Go Birds because there's a chance their victory riot turns into a general strike

10.02.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2888    πŸ” 382    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13

I maintain that the correct way to handle Gambit in any live-action adaptation is to cast a reasonably skilled mimic, make them repeatedly watch every Black Sails scene with Toby Schmitz, and instruct them to play Gambit as Jack Rackham but with a Cajun accent.

23.01.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
During a meal, Adeyemi says to Tremblay, "Judas. Traditore."

During a meal, Adeyemi says to Tremblay, "Judas. Traditore."

Lawrence says to Agnes, "These photocopies are for the good of the conclave, Sister." He succeeds at a Pentiment-style persuasion check.

Lawrence says to Agnes, "These photocopies are for the good of the conclave, Sister." He succeeds at a Pentiment-style persuasion check.

my favorite video game, conclave

08.01.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Post image

this is so fucked up. what’s happening to this country

07.01.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

02.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11673    πŸ” 1004    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 34
17.12.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2304    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

it’s never that i don’t know him from anything else it’s just that this is forever my first thought. due to what i can only surmise is an evil curse of some kind

17.12.2024 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

imdb wrapped you looked up the guy from big eden 3 times and said β€œwhy on earth did this guy voice act lando calrissian in the 90s star wars radio dramas??” all 3 times. you looked up clancy brown in hopes of reassociating him with something other than detroit become human 14 times. sadly you failed

15.12.2024 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

when i choose a movie to watch the letterboxd profile pics of ayo edebiri, esteemed nyt columnist jamelle bouie, and two random guys i follow on tumblr appear on my shoulders like little angels and devils

12.12.2024 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gnomeovandyke is following 20 prominent accounts