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History's greatest monster

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In fairness, me pretty lovable! And cookies even more lovable!

01.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You not can believe everything you read on internet!

01.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stack of Lemon Berry cookies sit ready to be packaged at Erin Baker's near downtown Bellingham. (Santiago Ochoa/Cascadia Daily News)

Stack of Lemon Berry cookies sit ready to be packaged at Erin Baker's near downtown Bellingham. (Santiago Ochoa/Cascadia Daily News)

After three decades, Erin Baker’s Bellingham-based business has shown it has staying power in the homespun-on-the-outside, viciously competitive inside world of big-time baked goods manufacturing.

01.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dinner? Me could eat.

01.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me clean up well!

31.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All blue Monster-Americans look alike to some people! As if stigma associated with monsters not bad enough.

31.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That depend on whether you have batch of cookies in oven right now.

31.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Saturday Cookie Monster Saturday if you eat enough cookies!!!

31.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's see if we can get that up to even 100K!

31.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most important food group!

31.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent girl scout cookies that come with airtight alibis as to why you couldn't have possibly eaten both sleeves of girl scout cookies because you were, uhhhh, bowling

27.01.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 0

That sound like typical week for me!

31.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me not see problem here.

31.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those almost look too good to eat!

Almost.

31.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Sesame Street characters, including Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, and Ernie and the count along with various human cast members from over the years.
The caption reads love and protect the people in your neighborhood.

Picture of Sesame Street characters, including Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, and Ernie and the count along with various human cast members from over the years. The caption reads love and protect the people in your neighborhood.

Love is brave. ❀️

29.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me pay close attention to quality control!

31.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so fucked up that you can't just eat cookies forever

28.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Me like this theory!

31.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

08.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 44319    πŸ” 17163    πŸ’¬ 1080    πŸ“Œ 781
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: β€œA 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

08.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 27448    πŸ” 9389    πŸ’¬ 633    πŸ“Œ 379
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

08.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13538    πŸ” 8929    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 245

SEAN EVANS: kojima-san, you once said that "just like the human body is 70% water, i'm 70% percent film" what advice you have for seeing the world through the eyes of other generations and ideologies

HIDEO KOJIMA: [lowering Da Bomb sauce flavored wing] does something like a "self" exist within you?

07.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Me always knew you were good people!

06.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Teaching children letters, numbers, and impulse control makes you β€œmodel minority,” but respectability not save you when Republicans want to kill Children’s Television Workshop.

06.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You and Jennifer Lawrence are doing a Miss Piggy movie. Are you playing Miss Piggy?

First of all, that is the biggest insult to Miss Piggy I've ever heard, and I will not have her name dragged through the mud like that. Why would I play a literal star? She's the greatest. No, of course I'm not playing Miss Piggy. And neither is Jen. We pale in comparison. Are you out of your mind? Miss Piggy is playing Miss Piggy. She would be storming out right now at the mere suggestion.

You and Jennifer Lawrence are doing a Miss Piggy movie. Are you playing Miss Piggy? First of all, that is the biggest insult to Miss Piggy I've ever heard, and I will not have her name dragged through the mud like that. Why would I play a literal star? She's the greatest. No, of course I'm not playing Miss Piggy. And neither is Jen. We pale in comparison. Are you out of your mind? Miss Piggy is playing Miss Piggy. She would be storming out right now at the mere suggestion.

Get their ass, Emma.

www.wmagazine.com/culture/emma...

06.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 911    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Never mind all the charm and talent. That much of Isiah is always onscreen and utterly obvious.

Instead, a last word to let everyone know what isn't evidenced on film: He was an even better person than he was an actor; a warm and gracious delight of a man. Goodbye, friend.

06.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1106    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

06.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19045    πŸ” 4722    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 177
Sequence of panels from Rian Johnson's scribblings to the storyboard artist's scene to the final shot

Sequence of panels from Rian Johnson's scribblings to the storyboard artist's scene to the final shot

Rian Johnson: You storyboarded the end sequence of Wake Up, Dead Man yet?
Storyboard artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Rian Johnson: what

06.01.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1260    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Wait, why not we should treat Muppets like real people?!?

06.01.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me always loved final episode of WKRP. They not knew show was ending, and still wrote ideal ending - episode had stakes (Mama Carlson threatens to change format to news), was very funny, and ends with, β€œdon’t worry, everything is going to keep going as it is.”

06.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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