Dan Hershfield

Anyone else do a modified version of the "chowder" riff from The Simpsons every time Santander comes to the plate? No??

It's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember being impressed with the script's astute awareness that Renton may have liked Spud the best but Sick Boy was actually his best friend.

Don't forget the Supreme Court!

What if I spent all day lobbying the dictionary people to add "anticrastination"...?

Even knowing it makes no sense, the ending of that movie - SPOILER ALERT - was devastating!

BUT SERIOUSLY!

Now more than ever!

It's so hard to second-guess... but it really felt like they needed to give Lan a chance to figure it out.

But her business bureau!

So I guess you could say... we're Nazi-ing it!

(I don't think I can stop genocide or fascism through social media, but this feels more manageable. 😁)

Elbows up, Canada strong, and all that, but can the Toronto Tempo please stop giving away all our home games??

When racking my brain for what that three percent could even be, I came up with "easier access to Coke with cane sugar" and "whatever happened between Azerbaijan and Armenia."

Pork and Beans!

Just a reminder that Canada's Kirks are Captain and Alejandro.

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

I'm starting to see why he goes by Louis CK and not his given name, Louis Charlie Kirk!

FWIW, I wish I could get back to a place where I feel outraged about being lied to. :)

Yeah, fair enough. I guess I just assumed he was lying the whole time, because... system.

...except maybe not really? Carney basically ran and won on a "Poilievre with some of the extremist/extremest stupidity removed" platform. It's shitty that our broken system made his victory feel like a relief... but i think we're getting what we settled for.

Free associating implies the existence of paid disassociating.

"That could never be made today." If you can see it today with the click of a button, then yes, it could.

I think we all know the real reason Trump keeps hiding his hand: a new MS-13 tattoo.

That's one perspective.

Maybe not the point, but that bothered me more from a logic standpoint. All A are B isn't the same as All B are A, e.g. "Everyone named Magic Johnson played point guard for the Lakers" doesn't mean "Everyone who played point guard for the Lakers is named Magic Johnson."

...I'll let myself out.

Not only an insane plot twist but one that isn't shown AT ALL!

Kid Rock will be Old Man Rock by the time his name is called!

About On Par with Ezra

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"As God as my witness, I'll never be refused a pierogi again!"