thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

spoon: “I’m finna have a DRANK”

Devon Witherspoon: Two sacks, one forced fumble (returned for a TD), ZERO targets in 33 coverage snaps.

GIVE HIM THE MVP!!!!

I don't think they'll give it to him, but you could make a STRONG case that Devon Witherspoon is the MVP of this game

am I being a bad ally if I wonder why the halftime show had no subtitles

This game needs a streaker

That show had so much trombone in it man

Showing up to people’s houses with pizza and jumpscaring them by yelling HUT is by miles the most likable Tom Brady has ever been in media

Genius stuff by the nfl to choose a halftime act that guaranteed Trump wouldn’t be at the Super Bowl

He started the Cracker Barrel thing

The weirdest split is

-left gets “Fucking”
-right gets “Dumb Blowjob Jokes”

Every once in a while I like to take my foot off the gas of @ryanlcooper.com’s “these people worship the devil” thesis but then I turn on my tv and they’re encouraging a completely unnecessary Plague

Your school plays a sport that is real and not fake that also has a tournament in March, but that sport is actually legit. Unfortunately I don’t think they’re much good at rasslin

vote blue no matter who is based on the idea that democrats are secretly all on your side and if you just vote hard enough to make every single person in washington a democrat they will suddenly stop capitulating to fascism and make a paradise

Illinois will go as far as the chalk will take them because that’s pretty much what they always do. To win the natty, they need to be the top overall seed.

Sport is fake btw

Yes but for some reason the weird “Illinois does better without their captain” storyline that we’ve seen the last several years is too compelling. But it was no match for the “Izzo at home back against the wall flop and hack” angle tonight. Fake ass fuckin sport.

does “this shit is literally all fake including the wagler 46 game” help that outlook?

A liberating epiphany

Who you got in the Daytona 500 since you like fake sports so much

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

I also never doubted it because college basketball is fake. I called exactly how this would happen in an @offtacklerepublic.bsky.social thread last Sunday, including fears getting away with multiple uncalled flagrants.

Enjoy your fake sport

College basketball is a fake sport and you’re a sucker for watching it

Minnesotans: do you have an action plan for if you or a loved one is disappeared by ICE? Can you share? Many of us need to prepare

The are attempting to gut and destroy the boundary waters and the vote is as early as NEXT WEEK. Please call everyone now!

Fuck snoop

boo fascists and Christian white nationalists everywhere they go

He left an OL coach position in the NFL to coach with Lovie Smith at Illinois

When Lovie announced he was not hiring a DC but instead hiring his own son as LB coach, Butkus got so mad he left for the NFL and has been with Green Bay ever since.

(This was the offseason after they got 63burgerd 3X)

Can’t believe he has the ability to surprise you anymore

Okay already I get it it’s winter

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind