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philosophy student and screenwriter we once created a mutual aid nonprofit for screenwriters you may have noticed happy to see everyone I stand with the WGA Also I ramble about music

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This all starts with ending the historical fad called capitalism.

02.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Abolish DHS and CBP and ICE. What the fuck have they ever done besides work as mercenaries for parasitic corporations, murder Americans, and suck away our money?

02.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are three people riding in the trolley that will be killed by the intentional derailment.

Way to consciously choose to murder three people, union workers.

02.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a limp and transparent and barely literate little man is this Sahil Kapur.

02.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well considered and written. Keep blasting these fools. 🫑

02.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hi Mod Team,

I’m the founder of StoriesPal, an Android & iOS app that transforms text-based Reddit stories into high-quality audio experiences. Users use our app to listen to their favorite threads on the go, using lifelike AI narration.

I’m reaching out to explore a partnership to feature StoriesPal on your subreddit. We are looking for niche communities that fit our business model and would love to collaborate with you.

The Proposal: We are interested in a paid sponsorship (pinned post or sidebar space) and would also like to invite your mod team to our Ambassador Program.

Ambassador Benefits for Mods: We have a tiered referral system for regular users, but as a Community Ambassador, you would bypass all entry requirements and immediately unlock Top-Tier (Tier 5) Status. * Zero Grind: No minimum referral counts needed. * Highest Payout: You earn $3.00 USD per month for every user who subscribes to StoriesPal through your referral link. * Recurring Revenue: This is a recurring commission for as long as the user remains subscribed. * Exclusive Status: Your profile in the app will be highlighted with our exclusive Ambassador Gold/Amber branding.

We’d love to discuss a flat rate for an initial advertisement placement to get things started, combined with the long-term revenue potential of the Ambassador program.

Are you open to discussing this?

Best, Founder, StoriesPal

Hi Mod Team, I’m the founder of StoriesPal, an Android & iOS app that transforms text-based Reddit stories into high-quality audio experiences. Users use our app to listen to their favorite threads on the go, using lifelike AI narration. I’m reaching out to explore a partnership to feature StoriesPal on your subreddit. We are looking for niche communities that fit our business model and would love to collaborate with you. The Proposal: We are interested in a paid sponsorship (pinned post or sidebar space) and would also like to invite your mod team to our Ambassador Program. Ambassador Benefits for Mods: We have a tiered referral system for regular users, but as a Community Ambassador, you would bypass all entry requirements and immediately unlock Top-Tier (Tier 5) Status. * Zero Grind: No minimum referral counts needed. * Highest Payout: You earn $3.00 USD per month for every user who subscribes to StoriesPal through your referral link. * Recurring Revenue: This is a recurring commission for as long as the user remains subscribed. * Exclusive Status: Your profile in the app will be highlighted with our exclusive Ambassador Gold/Amber branding. We’d love to discuss a flat rate for an initial advertisement placement to get things started, combined with the long-term revenue potential of the Ambassador program. Are you open to discussing this? Best, Founder, StoriesPal

What is it with you people and not being able to read? I genuinely want to know, because every AI beggar who comes along asking if our "niche" community will accept the grace and favour of your attention apparently can't pass the basic test of reviewing our rules.

We're actually not niche, we're the largest screenwriting community in the world, with 1.7 million members. We believe in and protect authentic human creativity - again, it's right there in the rules. Many of our members belong to the WGA, which spearheaded the preservation of the rights of human writers. There is no reason we would compromise our professional relationships and community integrity in order to sell out to your little nothing scam. We bury AI scams all the time. We've successfully excluded AI from this community because this community doesn't want anything to do with your nonsense.

Here's what's going to happen, because you have pissed of some real humans. You're getting a permanent ban and a mute, and "StoriesPal" is going to be keyword black-listed here. We'll also let friends know about your parasitic, totally fraudulent "business". We'll make sure that anyone who needs to knows you're a terrible, topically confused little pyramid scheme run by quaterasses who are too incompetent to realize your offensive offer will earn you nothing but contempt. We'll also report you to Reddit because you're almost definitely violating their terms of service by soliciting financial involvement and advertising.

Also, two seconds of using your human eyeballs would've told you that the "audio thread" bullshit you're peddling doesn't even make sense. "Screen" is right there in our name. Your subliteracy level is concerning, so please address that, and have a lovely day.

What is it with you people and not being able to read? I genuinely want to know, because every AI beggar who comes along asking if our "niche" community will accept the grace and favour of your attention apparently can't pass the basic test of reviewing our rules. We're actually not niche, we're the largest screenwriting community in the world, with 1.7 million members. We believe in and protect authentic human creativity - again, it's right there in the rules. Many of our members belong to the WGA, which spearheaded the preservation of the rights of human writers. There is no reason we would compromise our professional relationships and community integrity in order to sell out to your little nothing scam. We bury AI scams all the time. We've successfully excluded AI from this community because this community doesn't want anything to do with your nonsense. Here's what's going to happen, because you have pissed of some real humans. You're getting a permanent ban and a mute, and "StoriesPal" is going to be keyword black-listed here. We'll also let friends know about your parasitic, totally fraudulent "business". We'll make sure that anyone who needs to knows you're a terrible, topically confused little pyramid scheme run by quaterasses who are too incompetent to realize your offensive offer will earn you nothing but contempt. We'll also report you to Reddit because you're almost definitely violating their terms of service by soliciting financial involvement and advertising. Also, two seconds of using your human eyeballs would've told you that the "audio thread" bullshit you're peddling doesn't even make sense. "Screen" is right there in our name. Your subliteracy level is concerning, so please address that, and have a lovely day.

I normally try to limit how much I do this but I hit the fucking roof when I saw this and I need everyone to know how *fucking pissed* I am I just had to waste minutes of my life seeing it and responding to it.

02.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

@jonathantamari.bsky.social ⬅️ Block this fucker. Dormant account but block him anyway.

02.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched my first movie in "Screen X" a "270 degree film experience" and, wow, it was so distracting.

02.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool experiment in onerism.

02.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, let’s see, um… well, there you have it.

02.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A poster for The Warriors.

A poster for The Warriors.

47 years ago:
The Warriors (US)
Prominent gang leader Cyrus calls a meeting of New York's gangs to set aside their turf wars and take over the city. At the meeting, a rival leader ki...
1979-02-01
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/11474

02.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What radicalized me, screenwriter edition:

Realizing that you don’t need to pay a company $35 to have an executive read the first 15 pages of your script and give feedback. You can simply email the executives for free and sometimes they’ll ask to read it for free.

02.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We need video of ICE raid mission briefings.

Let’s see up close these corpulent balaclava-clad coward scum-puddles as they pump themselves up to kidnap toddlers from mothers.

02.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UK folks love discipline and stripping.

02.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finlay and Ethan want (someone else) to shoot me.

πŸ˜‚

02.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just exactly how would that work? You should already be sworn in your deepest swearing parts β€” your primary mental project and your life and death vows β€” to always be improving your epistemology and search for likely facts and best methods. Then you write that with perfect honesty, and citations.

02.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much for one that doesn’t scream?

02.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people do interviews? They could just write their thoughts down. Or talk to a camera.

02.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has made so many cool choices after Twilight.

02.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you guys are okay and thank you for tolerating my wild legal queries. Not today, alligators.

02.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Troublemaker is my middle name.

01.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17837    πŸ” 2943    πŸ’¬ 540    πŸ“Œ 184

Okay then. I demand you also carry a PLB. You keep me straight with my wayward assertions.

02.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a plant you can use as a toothbrush? A bundle of stems? An assemblage of thistles?

02.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam

01.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6752    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 43

You are full of surprises, sir. That’s so cool.

02.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the show Shogun when Blackthorne finally gets oriented he says, β€œWhere are my boots?”

02.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES.

02.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And another 3% of their waking hours talking or thinking about socks.

02.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Grammies (not Grammys) should fuse with Eurovision. Also, are these CBS sitcoms really this awful?

02.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tuned in at just the right moment! The only candid remark from the music world we will ever see.

02.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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