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@nilsthehirsute.bsky.social

Professional Movie Editor, Amateur Chef, Lifelong Fat Kid. He/Him

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07.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a panic in the eyes of the guy reading the DoNYC ads before movies.

06.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside Cuomo’s State-Funded Legal War Against the Women Who Accused Him of Sexual Harassment A review by THE CITY of thousands of pages of court documents paints the most complete picture of how intensely he is battling the women who stepped forward.

must-read on the taxpayer-funded legal battle against the women who accused Cuomo, from @rosalindadams.bsky.social + @thecity.nyc:

17.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Cuomo is such a dickhead

16.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made my lady bodega breakfast this morning: SausageEggAndCheese, grilled onions, ketchup, on a homemade garlic and onion roll. This of course required movie nerd pun branding.

05.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Washington Post Fired Me β€” But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced. I spoke out against hatred and violence in America β€” and it cost me my job.

Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

substack.com/@karenattiah...

15.09.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 45388    πŸ” 15810    πŸ’¬ 2511    πŸ“Œ 2170
Posters for the movies Splitsville, The Ladykillers (2004), Lurker, and Stand By Me.

Posters for the movies Splitsville, The Ladykillers (2004), Lurker, and Stand By Me.

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12.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk spent his lifeβ€˜s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 50017    πŸ” 12587    πŸ’¬ 1266    πŸ“Œ 538

My sister, a kindergarten teacher, had to sit down and walk 18 5-year-olds through a shooter lockdown drill today & is currently navigating the emotional weight of that, but, sure, let's scold people for not mourning the loss of a guy who publicly said their deaths would be an ok trade for his guns.

11.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œwe evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”

30.08.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 22770    πŸ” 22172    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 337

Why in God's name is AMC playing ads during the trailers now and why does Google not use a James Blunt song during the James Blunt concert?

07.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember years ago when people were eating the Halloween Whopper because it turned your poo green?
Well, turns out the Blueberry Pie Oreos have a similar effect and it is terrifying if you're not prepared.

21.07.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddammit. I'd been so careful not letting my phone update, then it died and updated without my consent and now I'm stuck with a bunch of extra Google AI bullshit I neither need nor want.

18.07.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won't give Willow a lot of credit but I will say, right when I was thinking "how fucking long is this ritual" the evil queen shouted "light the 13th candle," telling me it's a long ass ritual.

16.07.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Until I googled I was genuinely thinking "that song came out almost 30 years ago but, yeah, it deserves an Emmy or two."

16.07.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Few things have ever felt as good as not ranking Cuomo.

24.06.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very funny day to post this.

08.06.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4531    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 19

That's why Donloe thanks him for getting him fired, Phelps forgives him for murdering his dad. Even the wrongs Cruise/Hunt does someone are for their benefit on a long enough timeline.

08.06.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My theory about The Final Reckoning is, where Maverick and the last 2 Mission: Impossibles were about how Tom Cruise must save movies, this one is about how he should be forgiven for what he did in the process, be it abandoning his daughter or being part of an evil cult.

08.06.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm genuinely sorry we talked about money yesterday.

30.05.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Mission: Impossible was awesome, but also very funny that so much of the story hinged on one of the ones I told my girlfriend she could skip before seeing because it wasn't all that important.

28.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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10.05.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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02.05.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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