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oh? so it's a crime now to share secrets with your friends? it's illegal now to share stare security secrets with your bestie? it's against the law now to

Black ink illustration on white background of an old stereotypical witch riding a black cat through the sky. The woman is old, ugly, wrinkly with a big hooked nose, throwing her hands in front of her as if casting a spell or just gesticulating with rage. The cat is beautiful but look alarmed, mouth open, as if possibly an unwilling mount.

"Before long the Witch came by riding at a furious pace on a tom cat"! 1925. www.bridgemanimages.com/en-US/rackha...

Black and white photo of a medium haired white and tabby cat outside on a lawn surrounded by dense foliage, coming at the camera with tail up in a friendly, happy manner.

Here’s Cinnamon coming over for pets! Photo from my collection, 1937.

with each blunder elon makes on twitter we get close and closer to bluesky shooting the shit out of twitter probably

does Hozier even realize the psychic damage he did on Francesca. like.

wondering (again) whether whales ever surface up from under the seaweed so it looks like they’re wearing a beautiful green wig, and hoping (if they do) that they all get a lot of joy from that

i call this look “tell me you were on tumblr in the 2010s without telling me you were on tumblr in the 2010s”

(steps up to microphone) hello, AM (2013) turns 10 today and i am seeing Arctic Monkeys tonight. i am sorry for the person i will be after this day.

Part of why people get so excited for Halloween is because it's one of the few holidays that isn't centered around family. You can just go & do your own weird thing. Embrace your inner werewolf. Howl at the moon. Chase a squirrel. Pass out in your bath tub. No one will stop you.

a very happy Unreal Unearth day to all who celebrate

Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money

every time the twitter logo changes it looks more and more like a fake app from a video game that takes you to the shadow realm… why’s it weathered like that…

we’re living in a post “acab includes dril” bluesky now baby

you can always spot a twitter user in the wild by how they type because only in the fires of hell does someone gain the experience to reflexively know how to write under the assumption that the most annoying person imaginable will grossly misread the original point.

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

Bluesky is becoming night twitter, the dive bar where all the cretins stumble to after they run out of rate limit.

Anyone know of any online jobs that are hiring? I’m so tired 🥱

first post gotta be my little guy