atleast1000snakes

have you tried going on a poster’s strike

i’m jAIne goodall and i’m here to offer you the chance to purchase my new meme crypto-currency: ch$mpcoin. when you purchase ch$mpcoin, we place a real life east african chimpanzee directly into the blockchain

as much fun as it is to pop on here while wasting time at work to say shit like ‘scoobius dubious’ maybe i can live without it if all there is to look forward to are regular crash-outs from store-brand elon

there’s gotta be a better name for it than blowing a raspberry

AT on my protocol til i waffle

practicing my berserker yell in the apartment complex lobby

the pedo president getting weekend-at-bernies’d while still alive as the whole world watches knowing exactly what’s happening yet still nosediving straight into a police state that is both armed to the teeth and utterly inept is kinda wack when you stop and really think about it

eating a potato like an apple

there is a humor to be found in ai’s being marketed as expanders of human thought when they’re literal brain-smoothing machines lol

if you’re cold, he’s cold, let him in

average day in 2025 (colorized)

*whispering into coat collar* we got the confession, move in, now now now

no you’re right, it’s weird lol

a great look? no. but in the least bit surprising? also no.

that seagull? *points* money laundering

this post is money laundering

love watching this become the “we have elon at home” website lmao

jesus christ the ink hasn’t even dried from the last one bsky.app/profile/jay....

at this point i’ll just go write shitposts in the moss somewhere in the forest, i don’t think i’ve actually had fun on the internet since like 2014

people: we have safety concerns you simply will not address meaningfully

jay: waffles lol so random lol

people: jay that sucks as a response and is part of the problem

jay: verily, this website yearns to elevate humanity through socratic discourse, yet we contend with the beastly shadow of man

trying to formulate a maneuver that tricks your Qanon uncle into masking during flu season. how’s this

biden relaxed covid restrictions because the masks were blocking out the 5G wifi pulse that activated the dormant estrogen in your bloodstream that was injected during your childhood vaccinations

got a promotion at my hospital job! now, in addition to changing everyone’s intake form gender to “other,” they let me spray aerosolized estrogen gas onto the newborns!

pop-corb

bluesky is kinda like a cigarette. feels good when you’re trying to waste time at work, but it’s not good for you

i’m becoming something like if the two old hecklers from the muppet show did that dragonball z fusion thing and became an even older grumpy bastard. i dunno man, i got a grumbler’s heart, what can i say

well, after a LOT of counting, i’m happy to report that there are enough bugs.

cool math games

if someone can just get that ai actress to ask for the epstein files to be released then they’ll delete her for us

storing my balls in my butt like mr potato head to protect them in battle