caravan

recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games

so like air riders huh

I can't stop thinking about this

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

A screenshot of Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast. A subtitle reads "Sonic Adventure manages to include not one... not two... but countless of those elusive 'gaming moments.'"

gaming magazines used to be so true........

[ #robotalchemicdrive ] nanao misaki from robot achelmic drive for a patron! hi~ 🎵

another remix on the old comic where a veteran is trying to order a black coffee. this one reads: Barista: "Can I Interest you in a remake?" Vet: "Just a PC port" B: "HD Remaster?" Vet: "Just a PC port" B: "Ground up remake on a new engine?" Vet: "Just a PC port" B: "Reboot?" A Customer adds: "For cryin' out loud, just emulate it"

we got her her modelo

This reminded me of this classic post except that everything has gotten far far dumber and more made up

I started snort laughing

Yume Nikki PS1.
Demo out NOW!
It contains two dream worlds to explore.

You can run it on a real PlayStation 1.

This is a fan game. I put a lot of love and care into it.
I hope you enjoy it.

#yumenikki #ps1 #psx #gamedev #homebrew

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

THERE GOES ANDREW CUOMO... THE BIGGEST ASS... THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE

Cuomo finally went out on stage

based based based based

For whatever reason, people in Japan like this shit, even though it's a button-masher. (Camera zooms out and I'm playing Tower of Druaga stretched to 16:9 on a laptop)

The Grungler

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

an extremely broken copy of altered beast on Sega geneis

please sir you have altered the beast a little too much

as always, ask yourself:

WHO is telling you not to touch the hot stove?

WHY are they telling you not to touch the hot stove?

and

WHAT forbidden secrets and knowledge that can only be revealed by touching a hot stove are they trying to keep hidden from you?