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@valleyflaxman.bsky.social

musician and football loser. join your union

33 Followers  |  41 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  1.5099

Latest posts by valleyflaxman.bsky.social on Bluesky

some mandela Γ¦ffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

08.07.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4233    πŸ” 568    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 24

Rorikstead... I'm from Rorikstead...

23.02.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Katter Valentines card: Are you a thousand blossoms?
Because I want you to bloom, but I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland.

Bob Katter Valentines card: Are you a thousand blossoms? Because I want you to bloom, but I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in north Queensland.

Happy Valentine’s πŸ’–

14.02.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Oh oops, ended back up in Brisbane

13.02.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the best and only music act from Adelaide that matters for the touring circuit

13.02.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hilltop Hoods

13.02.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Redbubble ads understand me

13.02.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY BLUESKY IS TOO QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06.02.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sparks - Do Things My Own Way (Official Video)
YouTube video by S P A R K S Sparks - Do Things My Own Way (Official Video)

β€˜Do Things My Own Way’ (Official Video)
β–Ά youtu.be/PdY_rx-TOWE

04.02.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

30.01.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10936    πŸ” 2562    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 62
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fuck you movie world

31.01.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3914    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 6

hey sorry to hear you're suffering from scurvy, you can get five big BOOMS from us for it

30.01.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

completed the jokerless balatro challenge by slapping down a bunch of five of a kind 9s and I have never felt so locked in

30.01.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you mean your facebook feed isn't just the ai slop of cats doing human things set to a billie eilish song that's all meows?

i thought i wasn't alone.

29.01.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you like weird stuff and feel really strong feelings over it i want you to know i support you in externalizing those feelings and feeling them as intensely as possible. life is short and precious and never let anyone compel you to suppress your joys

27.01.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

scrapped my ableton template of 5 years yesterday and maybe it's just a sign to have a clean slate to write again

28.01.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bug enjoyer . . .

28.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wanna get my hands on a microfreak and get micro freaky with it

27.01.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy

26.01.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3920    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 23
"January 26 isn’t a day for celebration, but an opportunity for everyone to continue to ask questions and learn about Australia’s shared history, the strength and resilience of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island People and our culture." - Jy Simpkin, a proud Yorta Yorta man and AFL captain.

"January 26 isn’t a day for celebration, but an opportunity for everyone to continue to ask questions and learn about Australia’s shared history, the strength and resilience of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island People and our culture." - Jy Simpkin, a proud Yorta Yorta man and AFL captain.

25.01.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad only plays football and bikes. That's because, he's my dad! :)

25.01.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

South Australia leading from the front once again πŸ₯°

25.01.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you have to eat the eggs. there's no future. the only forward is with the eggs.

25.01.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh jeez lois this is worse than the time donald trump didn't pardon me TWICE

25.01.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss mac miller

24.01.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pub?

24.01.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joe exotic

24.01.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rumours coming out of Arden Street tonight that #digbymorell will in fact join us on North Melbourne Bluesky

24.01.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The angry mob mentality should be enough for it surely

24.01.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively have you Just Thought About asking her to come on here so we can talk about playing OSRS with her and Digby Morell

24.01.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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