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Guy whose wife said that thing about Alien that one time. Retired Guardian. Occasional writer and critic. 日本語の学生

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A woman looks impishly at the camera, resting her arms on the beefy shoulders of two dudes. One dude is looking at her. The other dude's eyes are locked on the other guy.

Are these people about to fuck? 

What is the nature of the dependence that evoked this image when I searched for 頼る?

Are you reading this in Werner Herzog's voice yet? 

Language studies have always dripped with innuendo. Today is no exception to that establishment.

A woman looks impishly at the camera, resting her arms on the beefy shoulders of two dudes. One dude is looking at her. The other dude's eyes are locked on the other guy. Are these people about to fuck? What is the nature of the dependence that evoked this image when I searched for 頼る? Are you reading this in Werner Herzog's voice yet? Language studies have always dripped with innuendo. Today is no exception to that establishment.

Another entry in what is now going to become a running series of google image results for Japanese words going in an unexpected direction.

The word: 頼る - to depend upon, to rely upon

The image

09.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That and a lot of sad dogs, and I'll take kaiju over sad dogs any fucking day of the week.

09.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I wanted was an image to convey ずっと and this is what I got.

09.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When someone still has the nerve to ask me, "Why learn Japanese" I like pointing to things like this and saying, "To understand why"

09.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmmmm. That does scan when you explain it that way. Thank you for the fresh eyes.

09.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What am I missing where one can't use のに to say, "Despite studying a lot the exam was very difficult?"

I don't see why しても is more correct.

09.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The classic blunder: not taking the extra second to think about which way お母さん is scolding 息子 in the dialogue and picking 勉強するな instead of 勉強しなさい

Come on, Adam, Bruce Lee taught you this one.
考えるな、感じろ。

06.11.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All this time I thought it was just me who thought this.

06.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We set out for an engineering project, we literally had a meeting two weeks ago while the DM was sick to do the math.

And instead we shot up an Imperial starship.

05.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And now we've jumped to the fucking Morlana system, which is not where we needed to be at all.

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a space ship with a blue light coming out of it 's side ALT: a space ship with a blue light coming out of it 's side

So naturally....

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Meanwhile, aboard one of our ships, the young Quarren the party is escorting to a bunch of historic sites falls into a trance and we all know, as if by magic, that if we can do even a little damage to the hyperspace motivator of the Interdictor its grav wells will drop.

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The reality: smash together a few jacuzzis and because, oh shit, an Imperial Interdictor just showed up and blockaded the system.

Cut to: My character parlaying his outer rim celebrity into a gentle escort for our 3 ships, 1 fighter and two heavily armed transports into the interdictor's hanger

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight in Star Wars RPG:

We were trying to get these mermaids off Yavin 8 because some imperials were doing research on a bad force thing that was poisoning the local water supply.

The plan: covert a ship to haul 100 mermiads to a new home.

05.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aaaaanyhorse.

Here are some of my attempts to internalize this grammar.

今、私の猫が眠がっている。
長い会議あとで、部長が詰まらながっていった。
長い会議あとで、私の部長がいつも詰まらながった。
ルームメイトだ田中さんは新しい本が届くときうれしがる。
そのスターウォーズのオタクは「アンドー」が好きじゃながる。

04.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So...

Two 日本語 revelations for today.

1) Somehow I got to this point thing that 欲しがる/ほしがっている/たがる/たがっている were literally the only things you used the がる suffix with.

2) Why I struggle with adverbs: 90% of my reading is newspapers and periodicals.

04.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So many bear attacks.

04.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

毎日、もっと少しずつね

03.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I see how we are getting there. But I'm also still feeling like a bit of a dunce from this one.

02.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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。。。

02.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think B's response is something like

仕事は たいへん なら たいへんな ほど 終わったとき うれしいです

Which doesn't scan naturally to me but is probably something close to: If work is hard, I'm very glad when it is done....or something like that.

02.11.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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In other monuments to failure, today's JLPT prep invites a genuinely painful composition question.

02.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also do stats and data analysis for my day job. And baseball is nothing if not an endless font of free data points.

And it's also this deeply human monument to failure, toxic perfectionism, and byzantine rules and regulations that no sane person can keep in their heads.

02.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not a sports person.

I am an artist.

Baseball is human art.

02.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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God damn Yamamoto has an arm.

02.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The shit posts we will get if a white boy called Will Smith wins the world series.

02.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

02.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 6916    🔁 1837    💬 116    📌 46

That was not the kind of Springer Dinger we wanted.

02.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LET'S FUCKING GO

02.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 268    🔁 61    💬 2    📌 1

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