Matt Wolfbridge (read Typebar Magazine)

Liberal pundits bending over backwards to exonerate conservative ideology gives the game away lol

“Hey everybody I’ve always been really good at having the wool pulled over my eyes!”

When I was in college every libertarian was on forums and world of Warcraft guild chat or team speak posting the most racist shit you can think of. They have always been like this in most spaces for as long as I’ve been alive.

Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally

The funniest part of all the billionaires are building bunker stories is the part where they’re sure the class hierarchy will survive the apocalypse.

if you're mad that a magazine cover made your hair look bad the best thing to do is complain about it often and loudly so as many people end up seeing the photo as possible!

my friend literally called his dad and was like "what should I do about interest rates? my money isn't working hard enough for me" and his dad was like "the interest rates are like 0.0005% and you have no money anyway so who gives a shit" lmao.

on a Saturday night my friends and I were in the Bank of America live chat trying to argue with the guy to get a higher interest rate. You can imagine how popular we were!

the fact that I'm not the most popular person in the world is proof the world is fallen and impure

if I can be liberated from this mode of thinking, anyone can

the most cursed thought I had in my days as a media industry aspirant was: "I only want to work for a media company that does sponsored content for the world's top brands!"

I was such a pathetic little nerd in college that I was reading about like savings account interest rates and CDs being like "wow! i love learning about financial instruments!"

the realization that police are an unaccountable, state-sponsored gang hits those who dismissed leftist concerns about law enforcement the hardest

Same with journalism, everyone just fucking cooked themselves to the point of not understanding actual people with jobs. The Washington Post is going to be like “why do subscriptions keep falling even when Catturd2 is writing about the economy?”

I know the whole “every accusation is a confession” thing but it’s pretty clear this is the most elitist government that’s existed in decades. It’s just 12 billionaires in a group chat sharing banned Reddit memes

moving these computers to Linux will def work for these individual computers, but not at a systemic level. a lot of them are owned by local government, school systems, small businesses etc who likely aren't allowed to switch bc of contracting rules or who don't have expertise or just won't

The End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the Making In an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream.

The end of Windows 10 support is going to be an environmental and security disaster, an egregious example of planned obsolescence that doesn't have to be this way:

www.404media.co/the-end-of-w...

ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t. Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.

NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

complaining about paywalls on independent media is literally an endorsement for billionaire controlled media — *and* vocal opposition to the future we need if we want to build something outside their monopolies on public discourse, periodddd

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

So much killer stuff in here! It's a great chance to get a lot of Karlo's best work under one (virtual) cover!

Rolex subreddit post: My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there

1. If you want indie journalism, you gotta pay for it.

2. Paywalls work. I resisted using a paywall for a long time until I realized I had to if I wanted to pay my bills.

3. Journalism is a public good that doesn't exist without public support. Keep it out of billionaire hands with a paid sub.

Important 🧵

"If queer and trans folks are going to survive, we’ll need to once again embrace the underground, and learn when to be visible and when to shut the fuck up."

Read more from @janus.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/cs/features/...

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Rodney Dangerfield onstage in a suit

I tell ya, I get no respect! I’m in my easy chair reading a book about the fae, so I ask my wife, hey sweetheart, which court would you want us to be in? Seelie or Unseelie? She says honey, the only court I wanna be in with you is divorce court!!