Matt Wolfbridge (read Typebar Magazine)

Goodnight. I love you all.

I do find it interesting that unprompted and uninvited psychoanalysis is deeply offensive at least IMHO

Rarrrgh!

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation. A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.

An Adelphi University student was accused of using AI to plagiarize an essay. Now he's suing the school. The student called the accusation "completely false" and said the essay's writing style was influenced by his learning and neurological disabilities and the tutoring he receives for them.

Meanwhile on that slender riotous island ...

A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.

Disney MGM Studios theme park signage that includes listing of Walt Disney Pictures, Touchstone Pictures, Buena Vista Television, Hollywood Pictures, Buena Vista Home Video and The Disney Channel.

Theme park signage excellence

Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

whew

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks

We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next

Imagine not having access to that anymore as a kid or teenager. Just endless, endless IP sludge. Nothing can exist if it’s not making an IP holder rich. Pathetic.

Some of the happiest moments of my life were looking at magic the gathering cards in the flea market parking lot and daydreaming about the world behind the artwork.

Magic the gathering fucking sucks lol

I find it funny that I capped out around the same followers on Twitter as well. My style of posting only goes so far, I guess.

I should be commended for not using the Typebar account to repost my bangers!

I feel like I should be much more popular on this app but then again maybe I shouldn’t be!

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

You have been expelled from the Temple.

Cyclists are braver than the troops

the donut place I used to go to for every party (I'd get 2-dozen donuts and they'd always be a huge hit) burned down yesterday. They'd been around since 1977. I used to work down the street from them in college. Everything is so temporary.

Not that you'd need a specific tie. Auto dealers are some of biggest and most aggressive donors in many state and local races, which is why the franchise laws in so many places are so tough.

FWIW: One of the US Senators who pushed GM and Ford to abandon this push used to own a string of auto dealership. Auto dealers *hate* electric cars because they need far less maintenance. Maintenance is a major profit center for them.

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.

On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology

It's the purest contemporary franchise in this way. No one really cares, the lore is inconsequential/nonsensical, but some proprietary and incorrect numbers suggest it's worth making another one. The result looks decent and gets some talented people paid. Cool. Two more Event Horizon movies please.

The New York Times axing the role of public editor many years ago was the sign they were no longer a media outlet for the public!

And who is the author of this op-ed? The billionaire CEO of an asset management firm who helped author the compact.

Ugh, disgusting!