Kelcifer

the older i get the more i think there might only be 3 kinds of millennial midlife crisis: Vans Warped Tour, Funkopop, and Making Sous Vide Your Entire Personality

Everything sucks but calling RFK Jr. “microwaved Mel Gibson” is funny as fuck.

A child in an adult’s body without any moral compass. Extremely dangerous for the world.

BREAKING: We just subpoenaed the Epstein files.

As a survivor of sexual assault, I know the pain & trauma survivors carry. This subpoena is a massive victory for every survivor who has ever been silenced, dismissed, or harmed.

Bondi must release the files immediately. We demand accountability.

Further context: If you’ve never dealt with FEMA after a disaster I can tell you they answer within 30 seconds. No hold times. Real live wonderful people who help while you cry and can’t even figure out what questions to ask. They walk you through it all. Every call.

NOEM
STOLE THAT $
FOR ICE

There we go

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/c...

yeah, this sounds panicked.

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz after touring "Alligator Alcatraz": "These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you've seen don't do it just. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage...they get their drinking water & they brush their teeth where they poop, in the same unit"

Enough! This is exactly why ICE should be required to identify themselves.

If ICE looks like criminals and thugs, they should be regarded as such.

🚨 Yesterday, an L.A. man was arrested for impersonating a federal agent. Loaded gun, fake documents, cop gear and even blinking & blue on his car

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

Hard to argue with that.

political press is doing a real disservice by basically not reporting the nuances of public opinion on deportations, and creating the appearance that most americans support the stephen miller-style gestapo tactics

#nokings

10 thousand at the Texas capital today and then many, many people marching through the streets afterwards. So proud of my city.

they're having a hard time hiding their boredom

And 35k of those that are there are in Town for Warped tour. 😆

Pennywise AND LTJ on day 2 then. Sounds sweet!

You're both insane. This generational warfare will never end and your children's children will still be suffering.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

⚡️34% of Russia's strategic aviation (cruise missile carriers) worth about $7 billion was hit by today's Spiderweb attack - Security Service of #Ukraine.

Die Ukraine legt die russische Bomberflotte in Olenya, bei Murmansk, lahm! 1‘800 km von der Front entfernt!

Trump: The whole stealth thing—I'm sort of wondering. We shape a wing this way, they don’t see it but the other way they see it? I’m not so sure.

So we’ve got $90 million to throw the parade he wanted, but we don’t have the money to fix North Carolina. Got it!

The stack of papers Trump held up today to support his claims of a genocide against white people in South Africa included a visual from the Democratic Republic of Congo, a new AFP Fact Check reveals.

DOGE went looking for phone fraud at SSA — and found almost none Since SSA installed new anti-fraud checks on claims made over the phone, only two claims out of over 110,000 were found to likely be fraudulent, according to internal documents obtained by Nextgov/FCW...

This is a HUGE scandal.

Elon Musk, JD Vance, and Trump are lying about Social Security fraud.

Internal documents show DOGE found "no significant fraud"—but did slow retirement claim processing by 25%.

Nothing efficient about making it harder for people to get their benefits.