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All glory to the hypno-coach
03.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"There on the screen. It's that guy you are"
--Philp J. Fry
Those biscuits look good
29.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Break out the non-alcoholic punch
07.07.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's what her toaster said
30.06.2025 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0glaze that glizzy (that's what the kids say)
24.06.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So does revolutionary war era drumcorps David Byrne
23.06.2025 01:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I DEMAND MORE OMELETTE
30.05.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's definitely not a thing that could backfire
22.05.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They called it brotherly shove at first and that was better
22.05.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well good luck figuring out who that is
20.05.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I took a Carribean Literature class in college and on the first day the professor said "You talk reggae to me, you get an A," and I did and I did.
16.05.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't remember much but it had something about
their highly varied syrups
inspiring my slant rhyme lyrics.
One time I called IHop and said
IHop like a bunny
your pancakes so fluffy
but they hung up on me before I could say the rest
Opus DEI hire
15.05.2025 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Retvrn to cammode.
15.05.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is absolutely SC slander.
15.05.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is not what happens
15.05.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah it's very good. It's funny they put SC bbq down where they did because it's almost the same thing, honestly, except it has one better sauce and one worse sauce than NC.
15.05.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's hard to disagree wtih litearal president Donald Trump's belief that American voters are really dumb.
14.05.2025 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sports gives me something light and fun to get worked up about
13.05.2025 12:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Terms do matter. Accuracy and fairness do matter. And you are wrong about all three.
12.05.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Could be that but also could be the part that starts "and there we spied..." That part could be, if you will, triggering.
12.05.2025 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is literally stupid.
12.05.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please welcome to the stage Jamelle Bouie and the Chicago Pope Jokes
09.05.2025 16:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or a convlex
08.05.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One time I got a fortune cookie that said "Your car will be trouble free for the next 10,000 miles," and it was.
05.05.2025 13:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love okra and I love cookies and I will destroy you if you give me these.
05.05.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing is small pox
05.05.2025 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not all that serious. Just prescriptivism gets on my nerves like "bad grammar" gets on others.
30.04.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
