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“In today’s regulatory environment, it’s virtually impossible to violate rules.” - Bernard Madoff
Today’s winner of the things that never happened trophy 🏆 The Oval Office is full of them.
19.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He begins every statement with “quite frankly” meaning he knows no one believes him.
19.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t forget Venezuelan fishing boats, 2 murderers and a rapist.
19.11.2025 07:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“He said himself he has nothing to hide” 🤣
18.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump would chop a journalist up with a bone saw in a heartbeat if he could. What a grotesque sight this is in the White House, Americans must feel so ashamed. Well done to the ABC reporter for doing her job.
18.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0What is wrong with Americans thinking this guy would be working in their best interests? The biggest con in US history.
18.11.2025 10:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0America should not get to host the World Cup for the sole reason of calling it soccer.
17.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one was better friends to Epstein than Trump, fact.
17.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s called FOOTBALL, they understand this in Canada and Mexico.
17.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If he’s talking about the World Cup then yes, it’s far more important than the Super Bowl, the clue is in the name.
17.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t believe I’m saying this as I love America by why would anyone want to travel to the US under this regime unless they really had to?
17.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Speaking of Christmas, get your orders in…
15.11.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rest assured, consequences are coming on this one. If he’s lost MTG he loses MAGA.
15.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
15.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 20116 🔁 5865 💬 593 📌 362The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
14.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 4735 🔁 1288 💬 83 📌 67Trump files discovered and Jeffrey Epstein’s name is mentioned all over them.
14.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No investigation required, it’s all in the Epstein files, just release them.
14.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Streisand effect in full play.
14.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You missed off the last part …into the ground!!
14.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where’s Liz Truss when you need her?
14.11.2025 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Del Boy
12.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a great people of the UK, we’re quite happy with it thanks so FO.
12.11.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone buying one of these needs their head examining, and not just because of the price.
12.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The BBC will need to walk a delicate tightrope between avoiding a $1b lawsuit and a non-apology apology. Maybe something along the lines of “Dear your Excellency, we’re very sorry that we spliced together some footage of you speaking during your insurrection speech” we beg for your forgiveness”
12.11.2025 12:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The BBC will need to walk a tightrope between avoiding a £1b lawsuit and an non-apology apology. Maybe something along the lines of “Dear your Excellency, we’re very sorry that we spliced together some footage of you speaking during your insurrection speech” we beg for your forgiveness”
12.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Temu brass is a kind of bronze.
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Tacky AF
11.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think the American people who he’s meant to represent would think otherwise.
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