💀 Christopher Means 💀

Watching Pam Bondi squirm while sputtering out "information, new information, there's information" over and over again may have added years to my life.

That looks fantastic

Wet

I just had the best death of my life in ARC Raiders.

These guys found me, I got downed by bots.

I'm doing alright :-) How ya been?

That's so cool! I'll pass that along to the team :-)

Unfortunately, I didn't work on Wylde Flowers, but I am working on Wylde Society 🧙‍♀️

eyyyy, didn't know you were on Bsky

Not that anyone came to the door. Did other Millennials hate Halloween? Why won't you take your kids trick or treating?

(Trunk or treating is not the same thing)

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What the fuck is up with American chocolate candies? Hershey, Nestle, M&M Mars. We threw out our leftover candy because the chocolate tasted like sugared brown candlewax.

The rare and immeasurably sick way to respond to people questioning your art by responding with your art.

Today is the last day to vote for Lost Records for the Best Storytelling Award at the Golden Joystick Awards!
🐦‍⬛☀️🌙🦋

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There is one alternative

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They show us these failures in a montage, but won't talk about the Turk who trapped himself to 140 pounds of gunpowder, pointed it at the sky, and lived to be honored by the Sultan for his attempt.

The fact that I've never heard this, franky rad fucking story, shows just how far up our own asses we are when it comes to our achievements as a nation.

I was researching human flight and, like, the Wright Brothers achieved flight in 1903 (when they weren't to busy perving on their sister) meanwhile in Istanbul (1633) Lagâri Hasan Çelebi may have survived a flight on a 7-winged rocket powered by gunpowder.

When more gets done for free at the park NEXT to your convention than AT your convention, you shouldn't be crowing about how your ad misfires are a good thing actually.

That really sucks my dude. It's such a harsh and overwhelming feeling.

Fuck yeah

Executives don't actually think AI will help teams innovate, they just think it will mean doing things cheap and fast.

They are gutting the medium you love to line their pockets and it should piss you off.

I think things like audio equipment / DJ rigs are an expression of the need for buttons, switches, and nobs. Like 40k Orks, we transcendentally yearn for a satisfying button, hatkey, or switch in this world of touchscreens and keyboards. Steel Battalion bravely went where cowards dared not tread.

😂

Imagine being one of the last Uruk-hai to be given the white hand of Saruman, but he was tired from touching so many faces that day and sorta missed your face so you just got like three fingers and a smudge, and now you just have to go through the whole war like that until Aragorn decapitates you.

True. True.

I do get a lot fewer goatses these days though.

POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT:
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏

POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷

BUHHHHHHHHHHHH

I often think the reason respected actors sign up for work with bigoted creatives is that, if they didn't, it would reinforce a standard of moral accountability they could potentially suffer from.

Because these aren't starving artists. Saying no wouldn't change their lives in any meaningful way.

Those bastards better pay up