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This is put so well.

There are absolutely parallels with cryptobros screaming at you about the impending death of fiat currency.

"Hyperinflation! Great Depression 2.0! Government collapse!!! Your stupid paper money will be worthless, soon! SOOOON!

...

Best to just give it all to me now!"

discord refuses to load smdh :/

packing rules, i can just casually grope myself when im sitting at home & pretend the lack of sensation is just post bottom surgery numbness instead of my dick being made of silicone. living in the future

These amorphous virtues of gentility that certain people love to invoke — nonviolence, civility, respectfulness, peacefulness, maturity — are worse than empty without accounting for differential power. A power differential is the difference between me running into a car, and a car running into me.

a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

To all the people whining about the protests not being "peaceful" enough and to not "give trump an excuse"

Here's senator getting manhandled for peacefully asking questions.

need a group of jocks to bully me. THAT'S sex to me

my problem is i dont want to have sex, i want to be voyeured on while i hump a pillow. i want to be chained naked to a tree while a mean dom takes pictures of me. i would probably be into being cucked if i had any interest in monogamy

bread covered with cheese and garlic will always be better than bread NOT covered with cheese and garlic, it's just math

maybe people would like and respect the military more if it wasn't a tool of fascism and imperialism. idk just a thought

i dont know the context for this comment so im just imagining a bunch of military people launching pumpkins into the sea, just for the hell of it

did he do that or am i thinking of a different melancholic pre industrial man who wrote a lot

i wouldve done great as a barely closeted melancholic queer man in the pre industrial era who writes way too much pretentious nonsense. i couldve been Edgar Allen Poe except transsexual and without the whole "marrying a teenager" thing.

me when i dont know what kind of markup bluesky has implemented :( oh well im not reposting lol

if you kill me i drop:

Dull Blade - *Really more of a letter opener than a viable weapon.*

Fidget Toy - *A colorful loop of plastic that can be endlessly tangled on itself.*

(Rare) Old Lipstick - *Dark purple and probably expired, but good for writing arcane symbols on bathroom mirrors.*

save me, silicone penis stuffed in my underwear

THE SISTINE CHAPEL WOULD SLAP IF YOU TOOK ALL THAT PAINT OFF IT

Tapping the sign

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nazis are turning society itself into a nazi bar because you get in trouble for saying nazis should be forcefed bricks.

"zero tolerance" bullying policies that punished victims for hitting back had a hand in this tbh.

I'm sorry but atp anyone buying the T&S line " we only ban spam/unverified fundraisers" is a rube.

the problem with being into small penis humiliation is there's like a spectrum of it from "cute lighthearted teasing" to "intentionally mean" and i respect the folks who get off on the mean stuff but it is not my thing so im always afraid im gonna get jumpscared by it

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toaster that collects data about your preferred toast doneness to sell to bread companies

*taps sign*

eating sooo much blue frosting so my poups are green. to trick my doctors into thinking i eat vegebles.

this was objectively the correct decision btw, now every time i feel like getting online im reminded of how bad this place was aggravating my depression, AND i dont feel compelled to open the app every time im bored anyway