Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles

Anyways, today is a good day to follow news outlets that explicitly disallow the use of Generative AI Slop:

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It's funny that JD Vance keeps bragging to people how Catholic he is and *multiple* popes keep telling him to shut the fuck up and fuck off

I hate our nazi pedophile gambling slop future

I can, to a point, take requests for item types or stones or sizes? But I reserve the right to not do it because I'm in an endo flair and I'm cranky.

... but also , I'm a sucker , so I'll probably do it.

Silver sales tonight will help get Meg into a stone setting class.

NOW that's a Triforce

Omg I want a real life Froggy chair for adult me!

Yes!! Unfortunately it was child size haha. But it had the distinctive shape and color palette, like someone clearly made or custom ordered it for their kid and they outgrew it.

I’m at a massive thrift store in the Valley, and just saw a FROGGY CHAIR in another lady’s cart.

Oh I’m jealous lmao

Declaring war against Iran won’t stop us from talking about the Epstein files.

We can multitask.

Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

A hallmark of CPTSD is heavy dissociation.

I have entire segments of my childhood I either remember in stunning detail, or are entirely blacked out.

This is the kind of thing you say when you've spent the last decade of your life surrounded by people paid to agree with you.

I think of this as the definitive exegesis of the Trumpian worldview.

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Liora the Kimberley rock monitor climbing onto her mommy’s hand

Good morning 🌞

Possibly! This restaurant prides themselves on their moles.

Ooh I love tamarind. Tamarind chutney is my favorite Indian condiment. This would explain why I can’t get enough of it lol

A Yelp screenshot from Sabor Oaxaqueñoz of a plate of tortilla chips covered in delicious red sauce with some queso fresco crumbles

Was wondering if anyone familiar with Oaxacan cuisine could solve a mystery for me.

One of my favorite Oaxacan restaurants serves chips like this, with this deep red sauce that has a very sweet tang to it. I’ve never had anything like it elsewhere!

What is this sauce called?

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor splooting into her mommy’s hand to get belly rubs

Now she wants belly rubs!

We’re running low on hoppers, I think she’s eyeing a nice big dubia roach!

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor eagerly putting her paws and chin at the enclosure edge

Now she wants to join me for breakfast!

Time to teach people about Aktion T4 again?

Must be. Read on.

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor perching on a piece of cork bark

Good morning 🌞

Omg I love that movie!

When I saw it as a kid in the 90s, a kid who was made fun of for loving toads, I was just “Huh, was I born in the wrong country?!”

A sequel came out in 2010, Cane Toads: The Conquest. I’m trying to find people involved with the original for my work in Reptiles.

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This is what they took from you

Chopper, the buff colored rat standing on my hand. His brothers Alan and Sticks are behind him peeking out from a beer box

My munchies💕

I’m going to the pond in Gordonvale where it all began!

The irony is that the toads didn’t even eat the cane beetles they were brought in to take care of.

They're also invasive in Australia, Oz has no native toad species. But cane toads been inculcated into their ecosystems for much longer than in FL.

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Triumphs over fascism and a dissertation committee in the same year, you love to see it

When I saw "South Florida" and "dead snake", I IMMEDIATELY thought "must've snacked on a cane toad".

Floridians with dogs certainly need to be mindful as cane toads are everywhere and I get that they're not as welcome to dog owners as they'd be in a toad lovers' home like mine lol