Mama Goblin

On that topic tho, in my yrs of living in #YYC, I’ve never seen #AHS emergency wait times that bad. 5hrs at ACH, 6.5 at FMC & RGH, 11.5hrs at PLC and SC. How can the #UCP justify this? Folks are suffering. Waiting rooms are packed. Enough is enough. @janisirwin.bsky.social pls keep fighting for us

Despite the #UCP shitting the bed with #AHS, & sitting at #ACH with my kid from 10:30pm-2am for him to be seen in a crisis & getting home at almost 5am, I am still grateful for the compassionate and caring nurses & physicians who are just trying to do their jobs. Thank you 💚

On the topic of coffee, here’s my Monday thoughts so far:
1) no
2) I regret taking 29 years of my life to drink coffee regularly.
3) Been dreaming of #Doechii in her look for the Schiaparelli show at Paris FW
4) Angrily manifesting a 6 fig job so I can work again & pay bills
5) did I already say no?

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No no, I fuckin LOVE when my city gets 4” of wet, heavy snow the day after we failed to save the daylight, and the roads are absolute TERROR. love that. Thank heavens for coffee.

I have supplies for so many different hobbies (hence dragon), but a crippling perfectionist complex (and raging neurodivergence) that doesn’t let me use the things because they’re my shiny things and I love them 😂😂 I’m a raven. It’s fine.

As a 90’s millennial who had an unhealthy crush on Dr. Carter from #ER, I’m gonna have to succumb and watch Noah Wyle in #ThePitt, aren’t I? 🫠🫠

I did not, in fact, save the daylight. I am a tired goblin in a meat suit who’s been steamrolled by a bus.

I mean, chicken parm is elite, hummingbirds are adorable, and scrapbooking is definitely a hobby that I, a hobby dragon, need to avoid FEROCIOUSLY 😂

Nothing quite as disorienting as waking up, looking at the time on your phone, and freaking out bc you forgot it’s Daylight Savings. 🥴🥴

My TBR sees this post and is burying its head in yet ANOTHER fanfic I’ve somehow downloaded to read before I touch a single physical novel in said TBR 😂🫠

I miss Parisi Bakery in Astoria. I miss growing up in NY. I would do unspeakable things for a box of cookies from there rn 😂😂

Whoever sold us millennial kids the idea that being an adult is awesome, I hope you stub your toe on EVERY corner. I’m currently stuck in an existential loop of living through endless unprecedented times, & also struggling to decide what to cook for dinner yet again.

Can I be a kid again, please?

Happy to report I went to Costco, and bought a giganto sized bag of Ruffles.

I also bought all the fixins for my favorite @aubonpain sando from the 90’s, and definitely knocked one back for lunch.

The horrors are a wee bit less, mayhaps.

Signs I know I’m losing it: I’ve been window shopping for cowboy boots and bell bottoms. Someone get me out of Alberta, PRONTO. The jeans may happen, idk about the boots 🐎

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It is ALL panic and NO disco up in this bitch tonight.

Hey hi hello I’m the embodiment of stress today, and potentially female rage, but I should be able to fix that with chicken fingers and fries for dinner…right?

After the start to the day I’ve had? The last week? Absofuckinglutely fuckfuckfuckingfuck

Ok ok ok follow up rant: I am craving plain ruffles, bottomless buttery popcorn, and a crisp AF Guaraná, since both Pepsi and Coke decided to shit the bed and walk back DEI. Maybe throw in some Gushers for good measure. Time to stress eat, plebs!

Or at least get a cool theme song. Like, come on now. *throws eggs at 47*

I am so tired of living in the darkest timeline

If anyone local to #yyc could give me suggestions on good places to get #gelnails done, let me know pls? I’d try to do it myself but lord knows I’ll mess up. Thanks!

Keeping up on current events has genuinely become an apocalyptic hellscape event, and I don’t wanna.

Sounds like a plan, thank you!!

Hey @darthinternous.bsky.social, I’m in 🇨🇦 but 🇺🇸 born and legally authorized to work in US, can I still apply? I know deadline is tonight, all I do is read, and my uni background is in English Lit/work background as a PM.

Hey hi hello yes I’d like to win the lottery without ever playing said lottery. Someone make it happen.

But the bisexual acknowledgement that Hocus Pocus is perpetual perfection is there, too 😂 we’re reading off the same page, it’s fine.

I’m more so annoyed that Jeremy Allen White, aka Baby Gene, was RIGHT THERE and they’re like “nah let’s capitalize on the Chalet of Meé love and put this kid in here instead.

Sigh.

Look at my princess. LOOK AT HER. As majestic as her namesake, River Song. Obsessed.

I mean, this is wholly fair. Family trauma sucks donkeys for ruining good things. But history is also a bitch. I just take the Wednesday Addams approach to Thanksgiving 😂

Genuinely, is Morningsiders still an active band? Spotify introduced me to them and I am now OBSESSED, and I NEED to see them perform “Empress” live.