Brent Sirviö

Baseball Superstar Fred McGriff approves

A Stress Ball Theory of Politics If you look at American politics as a left-right continuum, you're looking at something wrong.

Sorry, no Brewers postmortem quite yet.

Paraphrasing: “He could, but it requires him to not be him.”

*Can he,* then?

It’s great commentary, but we have to keep in mind the subject of the analysis: a nihilist with a consistent, decades-long track record of overpromising and delivering nothing (unless it’s to his own pockets).

The idea is simple: generate money for teams and owners that players cannot access, especially as a replacement for disappearing media money.

Manfred couldn’t make this move fast enough as another battery in the CBA war coming next year.

“Game- and eardrum-wrecking atrocity” is probably closer to the mark

“Poignant” isn’t the word you’re looking for, @mlb.com

Did the Dodgers look invincible? Or were the Brewers just that bad in the NLCS?

The hot take industrial complex needs be shut down.

Who will think of the sportswriters?

In an alternate universe, Paul Molitor gets to throw out two first pitches in the World Series.

Sadly, we live in the dumbest timeline.

If it's the "only major economic indicator expected to be released," it's the one they can either use for horsecrap talking points or the one they've definitely manipulated to try to SQUIRREL! the public away from them turning the East Wing into the Gilded Grift-o-Mat.

That Last Crusade-ass mantle, tho

Tired: Due process
Wired: Do process

It’s just the perpetual Yule log channel on DirecTV, isn’t it

For all we know, you and I might have been pardoned today.

(Oh, who am I kidding? You and I aren’t subsidizing his temple of grift and graft)

Don't worry -- Our Dear Leader sent $20B in election interference so your kids can go hungry

a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' written on it . ALT: a stick figure with a sad face and the words `` the point '' written on it .

Me rn

I choose to believe they asked Drew Bledsoe about this.

Soooooo...if you're in the mafia and you have info on Trump (and let's be real here, that's almost certainly pie chart with yes and yes but in yellow), it might be a good time to leak it to the press. Especially if it's Epstein related.

Patel: "If you're participating in illegal conduct, you have everything to worry about."

[Unless you're an agent of the executive branch or a J6er]

Question time at the presser, here's a freebie: "Terry Rozier is represented by former federal prosecutor and one-time Trump defense attorney Jim Trusty. Is there any overlap or potential conflict of interest?"

Participants in an illegal poker game thought they were playing on a level field?!?

Miami Heat’s Rozier and Portland Trail Blazers' Billups arrested in gambling probe, sources say Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier have been arrested in connection with a federal investigation into illegal sports betting.

"A message was left with Rozier’s lawyer, Jim Trusty, on Thursday."

Wait wait wait. *That* Jim Trusty? From @annabower.bsky.social's piece on Halligan?

Can’t spell Axios without Axis.

Just go ahead and rebrand as Völkischer Beobaxios.

Opinion | How Women Destroyed the West

NYT clickbaited the bejesus out of this headline. Good gawd almighty.

I’m so glad Kash wasn’t around when my dog was a puppy.

Someone needs to flag this as adult content with that repulsive vagina eye going on

tired: brewers are done for the season
wired: when's the clubhouse sale

Springer takes a 96 MPH fb off the knee and becomes an icon days later.

Christian Yelich fouls a ball off his knee and his career trajectory is significantly lowered.

I hate this game.

Admittedly, this is a flattering shot. One he does not deserve, particularly given the subject matter.