phenotypically superior xasian

oh ok so this is happening now

jailers fitted me with the temu ball and chain

thinking about my progenitor

when you fall asleep with your soul open

sometimes i sit down to piss because i need to see my stream of thought

woke up pretty depressed this "morning" to my nutrient dispenser discharging some watery slush. gotta fix that thing. look out my window through the gas to see a hoverer projecting "this is the life!," which i can barely see.

at the fake food store can i get the superglue steak

in the galactic space council there's this one politician from jupiter who's always so gassy. i see him fumbling with his malfunctioning pressure regulator as he tries to push up to pluto's representative but he's so obvious about it. fumes everywhere, man. get me out of here.

im a pangea truther

planet idea where every rotation it's leaders decide to push it into a different planet's orbit using thrusters housed entirely on a continent solely used to store them. this could be earth if we decided to bring pangea back you know.

new tubor idea: yellowjacket potato - filled with stinging insects

we people of Jupiter can jump higher than you Earthfolk

they'll call me bluefingers it'll be great

getting into the indigo plant fandom i want to dye my own cloth and stain my fingers blue so i can leave very obvious handprints everywhere

ya

I hope you can see me as "the family friend"

my brain sitting in my legacy MK1 robot body watching as the Jupiter gas harvests rake up necessary fuel for galactic travel

grwm depressurization suit

everyone's talking about exoplanets and "life below the ice" but my allegiance is with gas city

the next walt disney is gonna be someone who draws big boobs and butts jiggling

My stomach hurts

BB.Q. Chicken’s chicken flavor menu. There are typical Korean flavors such as the original, cheesling and gangjeong as well as Caribbean inspired flavors.

This and a girl with glasses

Boneless meal deal from Wingstop. This example has 4 different wing flavors and shows fries and ranches

This and a curly haired girl

Played cars today

No one even wants to do conga lines anymore

No context necessary.

career path ideas: barnacle picker

at the library - where the prose at?

this 20s depression is going to be a lot like the last one in that it'll be a heyday for animators but instead of mickey mouse it's gonna be sfm porn