George

while he's mid-mog between two low-tier normies at golgotha

and without any particularly weird letters. gar's laughs-per-scrabble-point is hard to beat

I want to make a joke but my brain got stuck on the inherent comedy of the word 'gargle' and that's all I've got. sorry

wow. implying there's something wrong with america's sweetheart

blue jean baby
la lady

Outside of divisional and conference reasons I'll never forgive the Patriots for what they did to Raiden. He was only a child.

never have I wanted an mtv unplugged more

bryan's song

libertarians saw all the commentators being like "look if you compare the age of consent to the age of the victims it's a stretch to call it 'pedophilia'" and thought it was safe to switch alignments like they were playing ickaruga

nigel farage looks exactly like the grinch

went grocery shopping and discovered to my chagrin that these pants have moved into the "need suspenders" wing of my wardrobe

just remembered a couple years ago when people freaked out over a chinese spy balloon. good times

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

No Kings includes Draft Kings

this is why only jimmy carter clears the moral presidency bar (knowing that being president means you're going to hell and you've got the rest of your life to work that debt off) and he only managed by tripping over the damn thing

at a certain point you just feel nostalgic for their ability to work up the nerve to assassinate the president

that's a big swing, we can probably capture some of that value on the prediction markets

is this better or worse than when they were sending push notifications about crypto

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

idea for next year: super bowl party risotto bar

Two contestants names Randle and Lamb

Whoa Black Betty

its "the radiator sounds like marley's chains" degrees out

wtf im right here

it's how the twin towers must have felt as everyone was jumping off

Misery (2026)

my child slaves are how I keep my rejection anxiety in check

that's why goats always come with the sauce

god I need a haircut

walk into the club like

the assumption that all poor people aspire to be billionaire rapists is why trump's support is always real salt-of-the-earth and everything else is posturing and virtue signalling