gonzo

i have decided to develop a cultural value

i think elon musk should be bullied into whatever he ultimately decides is best for himself yk. something that wouldnt involve anyone else.

its national 5 leg parlay day. im taking the over on times it cuts to taylor swift dancing to kendrick lamar

well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

watching an 80s movie: they could never make this nowadays. they could never make The Goonies.

Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022

YA author x isekai harem author. slow burn. 14k words.

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

it’s implicit that music critics think any traditional rap album is inherently less artistic.

(average sex haver voice) oh boy i love expelling mucus!!

your mom sucked me so good i developed swamp dick. my shits got the texture of molasses

jacking my dry dick so hard it sounds like a mortar and pestle

on the bred homies

phil collins if he was excited about a hookup he arranged w someone w neopronouns. in the faer tonight.

gonna write an op ed about kendrick lamar being a hypocrite and not a savior. dont think anybodys done that yet.

Drake lost me when he did that shit to Megan. Fuck Drake. Bully him. Shoot him. I do not care.

this app is lowkey bringing me back to my Google+ phase in 7th grade where i first discovered what yaoi was

Elmer Fudd trying to milk Bugs Bunny at a Starbucks but he keeps being tricked into milking himself instead. Thank you for reading this far in, I really appreciate it

let they who has never gooned bust the first nut

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

The problem with throwing comics from 2014 at me is I was also drawing comics in 2014.

Biden is correct. There's no equivalence between Israel and Hamas. One is a dictatorial democracy-hating group of death-loving sex offenders hiding behind human shields trying to destroy an entire people on the basis of their religion and ethnicity, and the other is Hamas. There is no comparison.

YouTube video by Remixes, Mashups & DJ Sets THE WIZARD OF OZ REACTION | JOHN WATERS INTERVIEW

"I love every scene with the Wicked Witch in it. I think it was an understated performance."

whys the bluesky logo look like a womb tattoo