rat (bluesky edition)

they're putting your ass in the crisping sleeve in the qrts

03.12.2024 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

hiring a close-up magician to undo your toddler's object permanence development

29.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Fred Flintstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses. "C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks. "oh this, Fred?" We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain." The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked." Fred looks incredulous. The bird pecks Barney. Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

Rise of The Machines (2024)

29.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 1042    🔁 287    💬 7    📌 4

The Pact

29.11.2024 11:31 — 👍 4636    🔁 1132    💬 72    📌 25

i think i will post about spigot hellsite, inventor of the frotdog, being normal

28.11.2024 04:14 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

i would never post about spigot being normal, but i would post that it is factually correct to refer to them as stinky

28.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hard times create hard man. hard man is weak to magnet missile. mega man defeats hard man. mega man acquires hard knuckle.

28.11.2024 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

taking some old posts out of the masto refrigerator and warming them up under the bluesky heat lamp

28.11.2024 18:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

im here to see some dogshit posts. which way to the trough of slop

21.10.2024 01:59 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

BOOST IF U LOVE COMMUNISM OR IF U LOVE EMPLOYING A MILKING TECHNIQUE TO COMBAT PEE ON DRIP DW NOBODY WILL KNOW WHICH 1 U MEAN

25.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

damn, got one fave. raking in the clout here, time to call it a night

27.11.2024 03:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes folks, it's that semi-notorious rat from that other website

27.11.2024 02:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0