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Ogdo senior staff writer, queer, they/she, ☸️/☭ https://wordsmith.social/colophonscrawl/ http://ꙮ.run

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Hymenaeus Haſkell: Our house! My hacking instance’s servers! My setup to send its data to the NSA! How will the kyriarchy get a taste of our bold anarchist spirit without proof!?
Cisfreya Goonswell: Your instance? My boundary–crossing replies to total strangers were on that! No, my brand!
Colophon: Ah, so that’s what that spell does. Well met,

Hymenaeus Haſkell: Our house! My hacking instance’s servers! My setup to send its data to the NSA! How will the kyriarchy get a taste of our bold anarchist spirit without proof!? Cisfreya Goonswell: Your instance? My boundary–crossing replies to total strangers were on that! No, my brand! Colophon: Ah, so that’s what that spell does. Well met,

We actually predicted Discord's downfall some years ago...

10.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I'm not saying it's really fun to take stock photos of people playing the Switch and adding Caves of Qud events to them BUUTTT....

09.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 99    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 0

we asked 100 men: what game would you play to bypass discord's age verification?

09.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2648    🔁 1109    💬 14    📌 8

@discord.com you have always had the cutesy tone of a thirty-six-year-old youth pastor wishing his girlfriend of four years a happy eighteenth birthday and now you're suddenly really concerned about appropriate user experiences?

09.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Now that we know who obviously won, let's call pitting Seattle against Boston what it is: anti-furry discrimination

09.02.2026 05:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Liberals paint this as "aha, so you agree, people who withheld their vote for so-n-so are doing it for personal moral reasons and that's wrong" but then they will in the same breath say "and that's why those non-voters are amoral and evil and should go die etc," which is precisely the wrong view.

07.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lone wolf actions, even the BEST of them, the Luigi Mangiones of the world, are never going to be a means to address structural issues. Voting in a bourgeois democracy is surely the least & lowest of the means to communally address them, & too easily painted as a series of individual moral choices.

07.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In effect this is like saying "oh you're interested in space travel and yet you haven't built a rocket yourself. Guess you're a hypocrite. Why don't you work at NASA, space boy? That's what I thought." Individuals don't build functional rockets even if they believe rockets should be built.

07.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This individualist notion that the world starts and stops with individual choices in a vacuum is mirrored in the Wal-Mart firebombing tweet, which believes politics consists of two things: Individual statements, which are absolute, and individual choices, which *must* match the statements, or else.

07.02.2026 07:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If someone believes "consumerism" is a thing, i.e. if they believe in "firebombing a Wal-Mart," their structural view of capitalism is as a series of individual consumer choices and that it's the buyer's fault they're embedded in capitalism. This is not a leftist idea at all. It's a capitalist idea.

07.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Wal-Mart line is built on two ideas:
1. If you have beliefs but don't immediately go perform lone wolf actions, you are hypocritical, because only individuals are actors & organization doesn't exist.
2. "Oh you dislike capitalism, yet you buy stuff." Uncritical belief in 'consumerism' (not real)

07.02.2026 07:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not using AI is white trans woman privilege dril invented in 2024 in order to sabotage Minnesota state rep elections. It's speciesist

06.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good

06.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's always that one shaman who gets a little too excited when the mantids show up. relax dude. if you wanted psychic mantid surgery you know where the cup of knowledge is

06.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 73    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

23.6k posts and the last one on its own was four months ago. This one's on a payroll

06.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do actually feel sorry for that one woman who made herself the character of the day. Transphobic to the nines, sure, but clearly having some sort of severe episode of something that's just spiraling and long ago lost whatever plot might have been there

06.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At long last he has fallen into the folly which shall be his undoing, for you see, he has lost his decorum

06.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3000 posts from that account and literally all of them are replies. Not a real guy, not a real set of opinions from him

06.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Piter de Votes: Clinton legions are the finest in the base. Trained to whip and nae nae.

Zoomar: We are KHive. Momala's brainrot. Those who dab against us fall.

Piter de Votes: Just so. Six seven hit griddies. As agreed.

06.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A Caves of Qud screenshot showing a book titled "Of 'in'"

A Caves of Qud screenshot showing a book titled "Of 'in'"

why is it called that

06.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 239    🔁 63    💬 9    📌 2

Evolution bred our ancestors to set up on archipelagos where roaming dinosaurs and the like couldn't tax their various assets. When the first upright hominids emerged from the evolutionary pressures of their origins in Bedrock and began to give the earliest primitive TED talks, epigenetic... (1/54)

06.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if ur cis and this thread doesn't make sense to you please read this wikipedia page at the very least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-coding

05.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 288    🔁 109    💬 4    📌 0

For those of you following along at home, here are those numbers (1 million for a training center, 10 billion to flash-bang toddlers) next to one another:
1,000,000
10,000,000,000

She gave WA first responders one training center and ICE 10,000 of them. Then she said "we have. to be. strategic."

06.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sucks, especially since first responders are going to be required for when ICE agents show up to douse preschoolers in tear gas and pepper spray. But hey, you must have money, since you vote to spend it all the time. Thanks for giving 1/10000th the amount you gave ICE to first responders!

06.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my chemical munitions

06.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 613    🔁 45    💬 16    📌 2

in solidarity with the authors on social media who have been getting mocked or harassed for celebrating their accomplishments i would like to announce that i too am the worlds greatest author and i sell a lot of books. thank you

06.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 1202    🔁 104    💬 22    📌 5
A gas station dick pill but the packaging behind the plastic blister is just the cover for Morrowind

A gas station dick pill but the packaging behind the plastic blister is just the cover for Morrowind

06.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should start a testosterone supplement called Sunder and Keening and get Mike Kirkbride to pitch it like a wide receiver who won the Super Bowl in the 80s

06.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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06.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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06.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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