Patrick Gombert

[british guy staring into the camera] I’m here in the Buenos Aires airport to the find the best burger and chips in Argentina

At the end of the day none of these hold a candle to Dabo Swinney. A name that cannot be topped.

Guys who make a big deal about never sitting with their back to the door are not in fact tactical geniuses

Los Angeles is a blight on our beautiful Earth

You think that you understand the centrist mind and then you see this and feel like you’re back to square one

A CAP haiku:

When links break apart,
agree, respond, or endure—
only two survive.

Jacob Frey is awful. All he knows how to do is talk for a camera.

Launch Matt Patricia into the sun, but let him calculate it

“I like memes” - Chris Collinsworth

Master Chief has always been college football coded

[the grinch smiling like the joker] Do you want know how I got this dog?

Welcome to Cold Brew & Consequences! My name is Brian Eno Jr and I’ll be your server. Today’s special is wheat toast with ghee for $55. What’s playing? Oh this is the instrumentals to Wu Tang’s CREAM.

Google sold all of these useless chromebooks just to turn around and layoff everyone who works on chromebook

With inter Miami’s win in the MLS cup Messi has completed soccer

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2

We need verrit now more than ever

Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence.

Fuck it we ball

The evolution of coinbase

The European mind can’t comprehend the workplace hosting a “Benefits aren’t one size fits all” seminar before open enrollment

The whole debate comes down to do you believe that being an idiot is a virtue

We should leave AWS and form a federated anarchist web services collective

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion.

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though."

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves.

The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

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Consequences? For MY actions?? I don’t think so buddy

Trump: “We should use some of the dangerous towns as training grounds for our militaries.”

AI slop is only bad because so many brains are fried and constantly thinking things like “Forget insulation, we had asbestos!” The slop just allows it to manifest as a video.