The Turing Horse

having people successfully butter up my ego with a compliment makes me feel weak

FDA cancels meeting to select flu strains for next season's shots The canceled meeting comes just days after a CDC vaccine advisory committee meeting was abruptly postponed.

NEWS: The FDA abruptly canceled its upcoming advisory committee meeting to select the strains for next year's flu shot.
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social

a poetry "slam" but all the poets slam meth

happy people disgust me

a year ago i was insane... a year has passed yup still insane

Greeting a male friend who speaks italian with "ciao fella"

it would be wise to not pour my energies into socio-aesthetic presentation of work on a Meta-owned platform after 2025, though thousands of PMs and engineers have toiled to make it that

i think it's the alcohol poisoning

the gremlinification of the french male

get well soon

bought a bag of mandarins, found one that had become rotten, became unreasonably angry, ate the entire bag of mandarins

for 2025 i want to be a real boy

reminded that drinking too much caffeine makes me want to redacted

damn, vindication for Andrea Long Chu's "everyone is female and everyone hates it" quote, at long last

explaining amor fati to my manager

identifying with both

YouTube video by Tape & Bake the Mountain Goats (John Darnielle Solo) - 02/20/2020 - Swedish American Hall, San Francisco, CA

the last show i saw before covid hit feels like a lifetime ago... buncha early stuff, coroner's gambit, golden boy (he also did "my little panda," but requested it not to be taped)

One of the very few good things to come out of the Russia-Ukraine war is that the sci-hub url has been stable for a good two years

I’ll bite.

TIL paisley was invented in azerbaijan

that it was Plato's love for Socrates that inspired him to write — that this writing was at a way of remembering an absent friend, and defending the merit of his misunderstood life

here's my take on X and Musk's mentality

AITA for slouching towards Bethlehem to be born? I (2000, rough beast) was woken from 20 centuries of stony sleep and wanted to return to Bethlehem to fulfil an ancient prophecy. Now the birds are indignant and an Irish Protestant says I am troubling his sight????? AITA???

where do younger millennials go to retire asking for a friend

anyone here want a bsky invite?

makes me feel useful

[snorting a rail of coke in the Netflix bathroom]

Ok SO it’s Cyrano, but for the cyber age. Cyberno. He’s a glasshole listening to an AI tell him how to talk to women. But THEN the AI wants the woman for ITSELF it’s a sci-fi classic in the making,

yes