Turkey Trotskyist

Is she trying to do like a Hunter S Thompson thing? I can almost hear this in Johnny Depp's voice

Apple Watch notification that says "you can still do it"

Apple Watch trying to make me feel better about aging

“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.

hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy

I turned off "smart features" on gmail and now my inbox is showing my true number of unreads, instead of stuffing them in a promotions tab. Deleted about 1,300 and now I'm just under 30,000 unread

Black Friday through Giving Tuesday is a great time to unsubscribe from all of the mailing lists you've ended up on. Even the ones that don't email a lot will crawl out of the woodwork around now

Unmute for sound • •• RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

I used to hate the aggregator accounts but there is something nice about curating bangers like this

Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."

Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."

I love how much people are trying to sell me things today. I feel like the belle of the ball

Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

What's the deal with balcony solar? Cora Stryker joins me to explain how "plug-in" solar took Europe by storm and is finally, via Utah (?), making its way to America.

Today on Volts: I've had more requests to cover this than almost any other topic in the pod's history, so now, at long last, balcony solar! We dig into how "plug-in solar" took off in Europe & how it's making its way to the US, starting in Utah. Backyard DIY types rejoice!

Thank you. The math on that was driving me bonkers

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yeah that does seem counterintuitive

I'm thinking the ads will continue to get scammier as more and more legitimate businesses decide that this form of advertising is not actually effective

principal skinner wondering if he's out of touch

But NOW I'm like, wait, is this just what music sounds like now?

But one thing I'm realizing is that the ads I'm currently getting are pretty dogshit too. Like they're tangentially related to my interests in making music but are mostly for the dumbest sounding synths and the noodliest guitars

I had this plan to mess up my algorithm by logging into facebook and then searching for and visiting webpages on topics and hobbies I wasn't interested in, in order to get ads for stuff I don't care about

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you

Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

Disney Channel HD The Lion King This Disney animated feature follows the adventures of the young lion Simba (Hans Zimmer), the heir of his father, Mufasa (Don Hahn). Si...

lol yes I want to see the version of the lion king where simba is played by Hans Zimmer

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

I used to feel bad about my writing skills and then I read her writing. I used to feel bad about the music I made when I was younger, and then I heard this. She's like the patron saint of imposter syndrome

John McCrea voice: How much did you pay for your bad Moto Nuzzi

AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.

finally we have made Chucky from the beloved children's movie CHILD'S PLAY

futurism.com/artificial-i...

An apple "tips" notification telling me I can quickly learn how to play ambient music

Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno

Domino effect meme but the inciting event is Matt gaetz paying a teen for sex and the big domino says Matt gaetz's political career is upended

I feel like this could just be two dominos if we're being honest

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.