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@jordanholt23.bsky.social

Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions

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Munar has managed to play the worst shot in tennis into form, rat’s forehand

22.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my god I don’t wanna play a tiebreak after seeing these Davis Cup trauma tiebreaks

22.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what he played Dan Evans in the semis. Sorry but 2022 Canada is fake news

22.11.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what Pablo Carenno Busta won a masters

22.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMFG zizou on break point from outside the tram lines so many times in this set. make it stop

21.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bergs is all over Cobolli rn, he just needs to resist the urge to pull the trigger to early in these return points

21.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Tsitsidosa advert on tennis channel is haunting me. They play it every break. Why. My eyes.

21.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FlΓ‘vio loves a drive volley

21.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone can coach Bergs not to go down the line unnecessarily his ranking will shoot up

21.11.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the only reason i’m watching it so avidly over the last couple of years is cause my samsung tv comes with some inbuilt ability to watch tennis channel. Otherwise i wouldn’t bother cause you’re right it’s always so obscure to find

21.11.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Davis Cup tennis is without fail always really good and yet the matches are so poorly attended. Like it’s such a marketing fail every year. The few times i’ve been to GB ties all the matches have gone down to the wire.
One of the only places you can still see proper ad point doubles with 3 sets too

21.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

My nerves are gone and i’m neither German or Argentinian 😭 what a doubles match

21.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really quite over how basically racist the judges were to Tayris the whole season of #dragraceUK Like there’s more to brits than english garden parties

20.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Struff is really budget Berrettini right down to the racquet

20.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But also his return position is completely wrong for doubles so… like wtf

20.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mensik can’t find the court. Doubles is so horrible when you lose rhythm

20.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Roddick should be out if we’re not putting Kuznetsova and Ivanovic in let’s be honest. American bias

19.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So glad we’re seeing the big stars like Rodinov at the Davis Cup finals

19.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hewitt playing doubles with his son at a challenger. Cruz is nothing but a pawn in Lleyton’s never ever retire agenda

19.11.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh la la i was right

18.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The French Davis Cup team being derailed by Moutet trying to hit a tweener is so on brand

18.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

tuning in at 5-5 in a Moutet match knowing he’s gonna choke. 2 Double faults and he has a sitter smash on the net and he lets it bounces and tries to hit a short tweener … ffs man you’re so predictable

18.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much hype for Raducanu and Draper at United Cup on my feed when she will sell out for an appearance fee and he’s got the body of a 90yo man. please both play

Equally feel like they could win the whole thing 😭

18.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s giving delpo. he will just show up and disrupt all we know and we will all get really sad about what we might have got

17.11.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not bad for 50% of the year unplayed… just dunno if he’s ever gonna be able to play enough to seriously challenge

17.11.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so surprised no one is mentioning Sinner’s 3 month ban in their season round up chat…

16.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the fuck is the italian national anthem doing before the ATP finals final. We never did this in London. Like Italy just owns the ATP and they wanna remind us

16.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sinner needs to win so badly

16.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patten is by far the best player on the doubles tour if you ask me… did he pull the cord on singles too early?

16.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damnnn just outside the top 300, the points would have been huge

15.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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