@tommytimp.bsky.social
A guy with a musical-comedy motor
12.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We must ban Mississippi to ensure this never happens again.
12.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We must ban football immediately to ensure this doesn't happen again
12.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once again:
12.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well,
12.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I take your point, and I respect the flex, but man, if Taylor Swift couldn't move that needle,
12.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Babe
12.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yellow tie?
The Piss President.
Probably to appease Bibi.
12.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think in this case "back-channel meetings" just means she's eating his ass.
12.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not your hippie-dippy insurrectionists,
Not your hasty pasty-faced perfectionists,
Just your average, easygoing
Cold-blooded,
Warm-hearted
Frogs!
(Brek-kek-kek-kek, ko-ax, ko-ax)
That's because everything he touches turns to shit. At least Paris Hilton had the decency to get the fuck out of everyone's lives for a good while. This fuckin' asshole will never shut up, never leave us alone, and NEVER learn.
12.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Sweeney Todd, Company, Sunday in the Park With George, Pacific Overtures, A Little Night Music, Forum, Merrily We Roll Along, Into the Woods, Assassins, Anyone Can Whistle, Passion, The Frogs, Saturday Night, Bounce, Road Show.
12.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Permission structure.
12.10.2025 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ETTTTS.
12.10.2025 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So how about grabbing your megaphone and, instead of sounding rightfully annoyed, you call them a bunch of fucking hypocrites and lying assholes?
12.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@julieklausner.bsky.social
12.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The good news is he will probably die from a paper cut or stepping on a Lego
11.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Fuck no. We run a classy pedo island here, fella."
11.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Appreciate the sentiment but I wish the photo didn't reek of the kind of bullshit AI we want to drag in the bathroom and drown in the tub
11.10.2025 05:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GREAT fucking game.
Now, go Cubs.
He was found guilty, then pardoned by another half-dead shitsack
10.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That feeling when you trip over someone's corruption and venality because your racism is in the way
10.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"It reminds me of my parents," Stone said, taking a huge swig of Screamin Asshole from a Harry Potter mug. "Those assholes."
10.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the name of his energy drink
10.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Did you think he was dead too?
10.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I guess he's not dead, so that's something
10.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Key point no. 4:
10.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BECAUSE...
10.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking of starting a GoFundMe. How can people live this way
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