Professor Xtra

if you want to imagine a better world you have to conceptualize the world that we're living in now as one dominated by class struggle; your goal has to be to win, to remove those people who horde resources from power and make it so they can *never* come back

Everyone get rid of their 401k. They take your money and invest in private prisons, fossil fuels, and military industry.

Apparently chlorides corrode bronze. I don’t know why that is relevant though.

Oh, that’s because the city is named after a guy named Night. Chadwick B. Night. Common mistake.

Interviewer: Why did you want this job?

Me, an intellectual with integrity: Oh, I don’t actually want the job. I need money to pay my bills and some dank nugs.

Interviewer: When can you start?!

First time seeing this and what in the actual fuck. He said he went out to do it multiple nights.

Warhammer 40k fandom entry on Khorne. Reads: PORTFOLIO war hatred wrath rage murder blood strength

*In interview* I believe my resume speaks for itself

About a week ago I saw a couple analysis videos and posts on how the ad was dog whistling, but yeah a few thousand likes on Bluesky isn’t exactly a national conversation. Maybe shitty reactionary ads should be a national conversation though, without the right wing framing.

Resentment politics is just an excuse for the inner dark desires.

Every time someone says there is too much woke in video games they should be killed and sent back to the main lobby.

"I asked chatgpt..."
"I asked grok..."

So what?!?! I gazed into the abyss and begged for forgiveness, but the only reply was the empty scream of my hollow reflection.

Disco Gymnasium

Scarabæus, Scarabæus, will you do the fandango?

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link story artwork from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past official strategy guide.

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

If saying, “Mario got cake” is stupid - I don’t want to be smart.

You just said something stupid about video games. Apologize.

This is wild

I do believe if you released a game with a game breaking bug in the 90s you would face a firing squad.

You know what, I’m not going to wax nostalgic about 90s gaming because I know the good times were from having more free time and less responsibilities.

HOWEVER, zero day patches were not a thing. You drop a game release in 95 and it best run.

We’re past calling for taxation. Taxation was the soft compromise.

I make fun of the democrat party for only benefiting consultants, but holy shit it’s way worse than imagined.

98% of individual donations go to consultants and operations.

The game is up on the thought terminating phrase, “single issue voter” when you can easily point to kids starving and they look like ghouls.

The genius consultants have cooked up, “kitchen table issues” because you know we don’t talk about genocide during meals.

A capitalist telling a worker: I got rich through hard work The worker replies: who's though

The capitalist class converts your life-time into leisure-time for themselves. Time to get organized, comrades.
#SocialistSunday

It will be the same excuse as the Iraq war, “Who knew they lied??!!”

Sounds like a poor judge of character

“There are no bad posts, only quirky little unappreciated posts.” I say to myself not holding back any tears.

American toilets are just better. Sorry EU.

Dude. My kid told me they had to write up a fake resume and then do an interview for a job like those cute projects that kids do in elementary. AND THEY FUCKING GAVE HER A REJECTION LETTER 😭

“I don’t get no land acknowledgment!”